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Zooey Deschanel Is a Free Woman!

Free to share her lady parts with anyone she so chooses to, that is! Way back in January of this year, Zooey Deschanel decided to leave her husband, singer Ben Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie fame. They were only married a few years, but shockingly, neither party asked for spousal support.

At that news, I can hear gold diggers worldwide gasping for air, plummeting to the ground and risking possible injury to their store-bought tittyballs, and screaming out in pain. But yes, it’s true. Deschanel decided not to take a page out of Gold Digger University and is leaving with her money and he’s leaving with his. And actually, she’s worth much more than her former hubby. Reports have her net worth at around $3 million dollars with no debt.
No debt?!
What kind of American is Zooey!!
Now that Zooey is single and ready to mingle, who will she be sharing her sexiness with? Let’s just hope it’s not John Mayer.
No douches in 2013, Zooey!!


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