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Will The Real Michael Jackson Please Stand Up?

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So, we all know Michael Jackson has had layers and layers of skin altered on his face, removed, probably taken from his ass and plastered on his nose, thrown away, sold to Tom Cruise as an ingredient for his placenta stew…and gawd knows what else.

The important fact here is Wacko Jacko is turning 50. FREAKIN’ FIFTY! Definitely a freak and definitely fifty. Damn, my head is filled with thoughts of ‘what if’s’. What if Wacko didn’t mess with his face? What would he look like now as he approaches his 50th IF he didn’t treat himself to millions of posh peels and play with his face like silly puddy?

Click after the jump to see what Michael would have looked like if he HADN’T messed with his face.

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Almost dead sexy, right? Perhaps there still is a small piece of this hunka hunk underneath the puddy-ness. Hmmph. Doubt it.

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

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