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Who Does Gisele Think She Is Anyways?

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Now that Gisele Bundchen is engaged to over-rated hottie Tom Brady, she thinks she is pretty damn cool now. I mean, look at her. Who does she think she is…some skinny bitch with silky hair, a flawless face, thin pin legs and a hot man on her arm? Pffft. Seriously…I’m pretty sure those in-house graphic artists over at Versace had to spend numerous hours editing, cropping, copying and pasting various parts on Gisele’s body. In fact, I heard through the grapevine that many of the artists can now be considered “starving artists” as they have lost significant amounts of weight due to skipped lunch hours. Yeah. Editing Gisele’s shiz. Poor people.

Ok, who am I kidding. The bitch is pretty damn close to perfection and masters the “constipated” look like no other. Ex-Lax probably already has Jizzy in their sights.

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

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