It’s all so triflin’ and confusing and I don’t know which way to turn. But what I do know? Whichever way I decide to swivel my cranium, I am sure to see a crazed out of her skull white girl in need to rehabilitation. This White Girl Wasted syndrome must be a disease afflicting Hollywood first before it trickles down to us mere mortals.
Lindsay Lohan versus Amanda Bynes versus Ke$ha. Two out of three of these girls are WGW. The question is which two? Because up until a few weeks ago, I was convinced that Lindsay and Ke$ha had the crack crown on lock. In fact, I used to be of the opinion that Ke$ha was the trashiest trick on the track, but history over time has shown that she just talks a good game. She really is not as nasty as she claims to be. In the last month or so, Amanda Bynes has made a vengeful mad dash towards the CRAY and since Hohan is not one to be out-snorted/out-skanked/out-sullied, she is now back in the news for her own series of debauchery. Which white girl will win White Girl Wasted trophy of 2012? And if you are suffering from WGW syndrome, seek help immediately. Or you could end up 25 and looking like The Crypt Keeper before your time!