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More than just celebrity gossip

Charlie Sheen Definitely Knows One When He Sees One

So when he reached all the way back into Heidi Fleiss’ vernacular and called his ex-wife a whore it really went home. It hit so hard that Brooke Mueller is now running to a judge to reinforce the gag (no pun intended) order she had placed on the case in the first place. Her attorneys are alleging that Sheen has broken the rules and it is slightly possible that he could spend a few days inside of a jail cell because of it.

Charlie has been adamant about Brooke’s parenting skills and has even endorsed his other ex, Denise Richards, raising them instead. According to Sheen:

“Brooke is an evil and pathetic über loser and a whore. She’s as awful a parent and a person as you can possibly draw up.”

Well, tell us how you really feel, Charlie!

We’re speechless.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Heidi Montag to Remove Her Funbags

Heidi Montag is a discretionary tale in what happens when the quest for 15 minutes of fame ends up being about 15 seconds. The sad part in all of this is that Montag had to fight tooth and nail to even get those 15 seconds. She may have left the scene for a hot minute, but now Heidi is back, hoping to use the reverse famewhore process to get some headlines.

Enter plastic surgery.
Exit breast implants.
Enter 1 more minute of fame?

We’re sure that’s what Heidi is hoping will happen, since she’s ran to any media outlet that will give her some screen time to chronicle the procedure. For those of you that remember, Montag had her entire body re-upholstered several years ago, increasing her breast size to an F, as well as dramatically altering her facial features. Here’s what she had to say about her oversized funbags:

“I do regret getting the implants. My new doctor was like, you should never have been allowed by the doctor to get implants this big. I put my security and sexuality in my breast size instead of my confidence.”

No, Heidi. You ignored security in lieu of headlines you never got, but we digress..
For those wondering, Heidi is having her F cups reduced to a more manageable, and less famewhorey D cup.
Ah, the perils of fame.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Oprah vs. Jenny McCarthy?

The media mogul had to hop on her Twitter account to put to rest the rumors that she had a bone to pick with new co-host of The View Jenny McCarthy.

“@JennyMcCarthy don’t have a s–t list If I did you’d never be on it. Wishing you only good fortune, love and light and watching @theview.”
The reason for the admission on Oprah’s account? Jenny McCarthy went on Watch What Happens Live and opined that Oprah was out to get her:
“I would be scared that she would beat me up. I’m sure there’s probably a lot of people on her s–t list. I’m probably number four.”

Jenny McCarthy obviously thinks too high of herself, because Oprah has bigger fish to fry.

But let’s see how long Jenny lasts on The View. So far?

It looks like she’s more than likely on Barbara Walters s—t list.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Camille Grammer, Assaulted

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Camille Grammer just recently was released from the hospital to recuperate from cancer surgery and already she has had another attack on her life. This time by her ex-boyfriend.

The former wife of actor Kelsey Grammer just filed a restraining order against her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos for battery. Allegedly, he struck her, grabbed her by her hair and then struck her head against the bed post, pulling out chunks of her hair during the melee. When Camille tried to call the police, Dimitri destroyed her iPhone.

And there’s more.

Camille alleges that Dimitri tried to cut off her air supply, effectively trying to suffocate her.The restraining order has been granted and Dimitri has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Camille and her two children.

Camille better beef up her security team, stat!!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Kim Kardashian Said She Had NO Idea Kanye Was Going To Propose

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Girl please! I have a sneaking suspicion that she really did. She just didn’t know how many carats her ring would actually be.

Via Extra:

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 33rd birthday on Friday night at Tao in Las Vegas. Kim stepped out with fiancé Kanye West after his Sin City show and talked to “Extra’s” Terri Seymour for the first time since her surprise engagement Monday night.

Kardashian gushed about the proposal, “I had absolutely no idea, I think nobody one did… Everyone thought they were coming to San Francisco for my surprise day… It was a magical night and obviously the best birthday of my entire life.”

The new mom said she was in shock when Kanye got down on one knee, “I was just shaking.” Showing off her 15-carat ring, she continued, “It’s a blur… I think he has the most amazing taste in the world and I think this really proves it.”

Kim added that leaving baby North at home for date night is always hard, but she is loving motherhood, “Its everything you could ever imagine and more… It’s the best feeling, it’s the most rewarding job and I recommend everyone go through the process.”

She also sees more children in their future, “We definitely want some!”

Kim looked stunning in a white dress she got in Paris when she was pregnant, saying she is thrilled she could fit into it for her birthday.

Talking about her swimsuit selfie, she explained, “Everyone was so nasty to me when I was pregnant, and I did gain a lot of weight, that’s kind of what you do when you get pregnant. I felt good about myself, I’ve gotten down to a good weight and I’m proud of that.”

As for her diet she said, “I wanted to do something that was realistic, my taste buds really changed when I was pregnant I did the Atkins diet with my dad in college so I wanted to try it again and it works for me.”

Kim was also joined by mom Kris Jenner, her sisters Khloé Kardashian Odom and Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and BFF Jonathan Cheban who all celebrated with Kim well into Saturday morning.

Girls is still reeling. I wonder how long this relationship will actually last.

Kris Jenner Says Since The Split, She And Bruce Are “In A Good Place”

Kris Jenner she doesn’t seem bothered by her split with Bruce Jenner. I guess she really is as heartless as we all think. Bleh. Check out what she has to say to our friends at ExtraTV.

Via Extra

Kris Jenner joined daughter Kim Kardashian at Tao in Las Vegas for her 33rd birthday celebration Friday night, and opened up to “Extra’s” Terri Seymour for the first time about her separation from Bruce Jenner.

Kris revealed, “I’m really happy, I’m in a really good place, working hard, having a great time.”

Jenner went on to say her and Bruce are also in a good place, “We’re in a super good place, he was actually going to be here tonight… He’s great, I talked to him three times today, we’re really good friends.”

She added, “I think what happens is when you spend so much [time] with somebody and you really love that person you can always remain really close… We have a family together and we raised a lot of fantastic children together.”

Kris also put rumors to rest about dating Ben Flajnik, explaining, “I’m not dating anybody!”

Terri also asked about the night Kanye proposed to Kim. Jenner said she was in on Kanye’s engagement plans. “He did call and let me in on what was going on and told me how excited he was and it went off flawlessly,” she said.

SHE’S FUNNY: Sherri Shepherd To Perform Stand Up Comedy At Gotham Comedy Club

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‘Tis the season for Sherri Shepherd!

Sherri Shepherd, comedienne, actress and Emmy Award-winning co-host of “The View,” is set to perform four stand up comedy shows at the Gotham Comedy Club on Friday, November 1st and Saturday, November 2nd, 2013.

Her charming persona has led audiences to fall in love with her all around the world. In what has shaped up to be a very exciting and successful year for Sherri Shepherd, projects include a recurring role as “Daphne” on the final season of the CBS hit comedy, “How I Met Your Mother;” her second book—New York Times Bestseller, Plan D: How to Lose Weight and Beat Diabetes (Even If You Don’t Have It); LUXHAIRTM NOW for Sherri Shepherd wig line; and an upcoming role in “Finally Famous,” a comedy film written and directed by Chris Rock, to be released in 2014.

For more information about the show and how to purchase tickets, go here.

This woman makes me laugh while watching The View. I’d love to see her uncensored!

Betty White Makes Fun of Miley Cyrus, Rides A Wrecking Ball

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Betty White does a wrecking ball better than Miley Cyrus! Girlfriend didn’t even have to get naked for this to get attention. (And that’s probably a good thing.)

Betty may be 91 years old, but she outdoes 20-year-old Miley Cyrus TEN FOLD!

To promote her show Off Their Rockers, White whores herself out like Miley does and hops onto a wrecking ball to let us all know that her show is moving from NBC to Lifetime in 2014!

Explains White, “I got some ideas from recent pop culture events that really got the kids talking.”

After she enters on a wrecking ball, she then asks “Can someone bring me a sledgehammer?”

She then proceeds to gently kiss the sledgehammer instead of going all hardcore tongue on it.

She then goes on to ask, “How about a foam finger?”

The first two seasons of Off Their Rockers will air on Lifetime starting Wednesday.

And THAT’S how its done Miss Miley!

Check out Betty White’s hilarious wrecking ball video below.

Image via Lifetime

How Kanye Proposed To Kim Kardashian

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She popped out his baby and now Kanye has decided to make an honest woman out of Kim Kardashian.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are engaged! Hip hip hooray?

Blech.

I knew it was going to happen soon, but what I really was curious about was how Kanye was going to propose to Kim. Now we get allllll the details and info on that rumored $4-5 million engagement ring. (I know, right?!!!!)

According to E! News, Kanye pulled out all the stops to make Kim’s 33rd birthday extra special.

E! star was surprised with an engagement (and flawless 15-carat sparkler!) from her love Kanye West last night at AT&T Park in San Francisco alongside family and friends, and Kim tells E! News exclusively that it was truly a night to remember.

“Last night was truly magical!!! I am the luckiest girl in the world!” North West’s mama tells us. “I get to marry my best friend!”

In true Yeezy fashion, Kanye planned a lavish and very romantic proposal for his ladylove.
Tune in to E! News tonight at 7 p.m. & 11:30 p.m. for more scoop on the couple’s engagement!

After receiving Kris Jenner’s blessing for Kim’s hand in marriage, ‘Ye got down on one knee and proposed to Kim with the gorgeous diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz.
Aiding in his effort was the field’s jumbo screen, which flashed the sign, “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!”

But that’s not all! A 50-piece orchestra played Lana Del Rey’s “Young and Beautiful,” followed by Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo and Kanye’s “Knock You Down.”

Fireworks and Roman candles exploded into the night sky, and once the birthday girl said yes her friends and family ran out to the field from the dugout, adding yet another element of surprise.

And finally, Kim shared her own hand photo on Instagram, flashing the big fat bling that her sex tape ultimately earned her.

“This is a classic, stunning ring and a beautiful choice for Kanye to present Kim with. It is hard to see from the photo, but it looks as though the diamond is either an emerald or a cushion cut, and knowing Kanye’s taste, it is top quality,” Brian Watkins, president of Ritani jewelry designers said. “This type of ring could range anywhere from $4 to $5 million dollars.”

Yeah, not a bad push present. You know the wedding is going to be the talk of Hollywood and the gossip world for at least another year. Kim ain’t going anywhere fools!

Michael J. Fox Says He Was The Justin Bieber Of the 80′s

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Michael J. Fox is featured in Redbook’s November Life Q&A and he spills about his family and his “annoyingly positive” mood.

Via Redbook:

On being the Justin Bieber of the ‘80s:

“It was the spiky hair and sports coat with rolled-up sleeves. It’s funny – every now and then my kids will talk about One Direction or Justin Bieber, and I say, “That was me!” They have a hard time believing it.”

On his positive outlook:

“I’m an incurable optimist. It drives people nuts. That came through my experience with Parkinson’s – it just made me enjoy life much more.”

How he looks at being a dad:

“You have to grow up to raise kids. You have to wear shoes with leather soles.”

Gotta love this guy. He is definitely pretty awesome, even still today. If you haven’t seen the Back to the Future trilogy, you are missing out on some legendary films. Check them out and see why Michael J. Fox is the fox that rocks!

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Kris Jenner Cheated on Bruce And Admitted It, Says Kris Jenner’s Sister!

As if Bruce Jenner didn’t have to put up with enough crap with this Kardashian klan! Rumor now has it that Kris Jenner has been sleeping around behind Bruce’s back! And the source seems pretty reliable…Kris Jenner’s sister Karen Houghton!

According to a new report via our friends at Radar Online,

Kris and Bruce Jenner‘s 22-year-marriage has come to an end, and shockingly, some of the people closest to her are siding with Bruce: The momager’s own sister, Karen Houghton, has stepped forward in the wake of the split to tell RadarOnline.com that Bruce is “the nicest guy,” but Kris has a “hole in her,” and has even cheated!

“Kris has admitted to cheating,” Karen reveals in the interview, admitting, “it’s so funny because I could never see a guy cheating on her. She’s so powerful.”

Kris even went so far as to meet up with her ex-lover on an episode of KUWTK.

But as for Bruce, who Karen calls “the nicest guy,” she insists, “I do not believe that [he] has ever cheated on Kris … And I don’t think he ever will, if they stay together.”

If the separation ends in divorce, Karen says, “Bruce will find someone else. But I guarantee you, Kris will find someone in two days. I promise!”

Good gawd. How come I don’t have a hard time believing this report?

Rose McGowan Is a Married Woman Now!

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Rose McGowan has a long career in Hollywood, but it is her past boyfriends that have always had people raising eyebrows. From Marilyn Manson (remember that dress?!) to men with wives like director Robert Rodriguez, she certainly has a few tales to tell. But now at 40, the former star of Charmed has settled down and tied the knot.

According to her spokesperson, McGowan married fellow artist Favey Detail in Los Angeles over the weekend in front of 60 close family and friends. Rose wore a Monique Lhullier gown and Neil Lane earrings and bracelet. The two are now off to Tahiti for their honeymoon.

Congratulations to the couple!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Meg Ryan Is Bringing Her Pinched Face to the Small Screen

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Not that we were exactly missing her, but Meg Ryan is about to make a comeback of sorts, and she is taking it back to where she first gained success.

Television.

NBC and Ryan’s production company are combining their forces to bring a pilot to the network that stars Ryan as a single mother who returns to the workforce and is supervised by a much younger co-worker, who used to be her intern at the company.

No word yet on who else is in the show or even a name, but for her fans, this will be a welcome surprise. Ryan has been keeping her name and (new) face out of the media since raising her daughter Daisy and dating John Mellencamp.

Let’s see if she still have that magic!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

MasterChef’s Josh Marks Commits Suicide

The Chicago police department has confirmed that one of the finalists on the television show MasterChefjoshua-marks-240 has died from an apparent suicide.

Josh Marks died on Friday night, according to reports, and the police continue to investigate exactly what led to his demise. The medical examiner’s office in Chicago released a statement regarding his death:

“Joshua Marks suffered a gunshot wound to the head and the manner of death was suicide.”

According to reports, the police responded to a call which led them to South Peoria Avenue, where Marks was found lying wit a revolver near him. According to family members, Marks suffered from schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. He had been arrested in July for attacking a police officer.

Josh Marks was 26 years old.

Our condolences to the Marks family.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Jennie Garth Reunites With Tori Spelling For Mystery Girls

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ABC Family has cast Jennie Garth to join former “Beverly Hills 90210” co-star Tori Spelling in the network’s comedy pilot, “Mystery Girls.” Both Spelling and Garth will also serve as executive producers. The casting marks a reunion of the two from their days on the hit series.

“Mystery Girls,” starring Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth, follows a former starlet who is roped into solving crimes with her former mystery TV show co-star when a witness to a crime will only speak to the infamous ‘Mystery Girls,’ which was the highest rated program of the 90’s. Spelling will play Holly, who is desperate to regain her former fame and plans to resurrect her life by using her acting skills and crime “experience” to open a detective agency. Now she just has get Charlie (played by Jennie Garth), her former co-star-turned suburban housewife and mother, on board with the plan. Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth and Maggie Malina (“Single Ladies”) will serve as executive producers. The story is by Tori Spelling and Shepard Boucher (“Men at Work”). The pilot was written by Shepard Boucher. “Mystery Girls” is scheduled to shoot in November.

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