After hearing of the 299348th (or whatever number mistress there is at this point) Tiger Woods‘ wife Elin Nordegren has decided to get the heck outta their mansion. RadarOnline.com is reporting that Nordegren has hit the dusty trail. Umm, it’s about effing time! I would have frozen the bank accounts and gotten the heck out of there after mistress number two.
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren is effing fed up with all these claims of affairs. I mean, c’mon it is up to about the 10th women by now.
Sources are saying that tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house. Oh and by the way, this move is supposed to be top secret as Tiger and his PR reps are hoping that Elin will come back home to the house. In other the words, they are trying to keep conversations and happenings between Elin and Tiger on the down low.
Wow. I can’t even know what to say. If I was Elin, I’d be ready to serve up some salty nuts on a platter! And as for Tiger? Man, he’s got himself into a big fat mess. Not only has he pissed off his wife to the maximum, but now the mistresses are hot messes because they thought they were the only “other woman”. Yikes.