So we already know that Lindsay Lohan is on lockdown in Betty Ford for at least another 80 more days, give or take. And before she even gets settled in good, she’s about to get some company she may be familiar with.
Enter celebrity rehab.
Enter Brooke Mueller.
Brooke has lost her kids to her ex-husband’s other ex-husband, she has more convictions than a college fraternity, and has done more lines than an Olsen twin, but now she has been disgraced even further. Not only does she have to go to rehab, but she’s likely to be sharing a toilet with none other than The Strawberry Snortcake. That’s right, folks, Mueller and Lohan will be sharing the same wing of the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage.
Let’s see who stays cleanest the longest after they get out.
Who is your money on?!