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Salma Hayek Does A Body Good

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Whenever you run out of chi chi juice, aka booby juice, Salma Hayek is just one phone call away, but do not forget your “one packa pampers”. Because of Salma’s generosity and due to the unlimited flow of nutrients her chi chis produce, when desperate times call for desperate measures, Salma and her chi chis will be there!

On a recent visit to Africa, Salma was visiting a hospital when she came across a mother who was unable to feed her baby boy. Seeing the distressed baby and the frustrated mother, Salma whipped out her ta tas and and breastfed the baby boy to satisfaction.

Salma commented about her booby juice sharing experience. “The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother did not have any milk. He was very hungry – I was weaning my daughter Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk, so I breast-fed the baby. It was amazing because he’s really looking at me and he’s very little. My baby is one year so she can suck a lot harder.”

Apparently she learned the booby juice sharing from her grandmother.

“My great-grandmother was in a Mexican village and they found a woman in the street inconsolably crying and the baby was also crying, crying, crying. My great-grandmother went up to her and said “What is the matter?” and the mother said, “She is very, very hungry and I have no more milk.” And in the street my great-grandmother took the baby and breastfed that baby who instantly stopped crying and went peacefully to sleep. It was amazing (to breastfeed another child) because I was really impressed by (my great-grandmother’s) story. I’m here in Sierra Leone and I was able to feed a baby that was very hungry.”

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

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