One of the stars of VH1’s Mob Wives has decided to take a little R&R from the rest of the world. While most of us call that simply a vacation, for those of us that have cameras recording away every minute of our existence it’s called rehab. Renee Graziano is not claiming to be addicted to any substances, however. The reality star has released a statement through her publicist about her stint in the rehabilitation center.
“Her choice to enter rehab was made entirely on her own. She has made this decision for the betterment of her son AJ’s life, as well as to improve her physical, mental and spiritual health. It is not for any current drug or alcohol use of any kind.”
Well, that’s boring! Renee needs a new publicist because obviously she does not know what needs to be done to generate publicity for her brand. If you’re going to go into rehab, Renee, you first need to go on a spree of White Girl Wasted episodes and tirades until someone calls you out for the coked up trick you are. Then, you make a public statement proclaiming your extreme exhaustion and needing a ‘break’. That’s when you go to rehab. And then leave the clinic after three days claiming to be clean of mind. Then?