Move over Petra Nemcova, you just got your bony booty replaced! Yep, Gisele has moved in on Rampage territory, represented once by the gorgeous Petra. In a series of new ads for the clothing company, the twenty-eight year old campaign stealer will be fronting the company’s next two ad campaigns. Petra, don’t feel too bad…we don’t like Gisele Bundchen either. See Gisele reminds us of that girl in high school who walked around as if her shiznit didn’t stink…her stick thin legs wearing short skirts, her charming poise, her always perfect locks and a laugh that made you just want to walk on over and punch her in the cooter. Gisele IS that girl…definitely cooter-punching material.
A Rampage spokesperson said that the supermodel “epitomizes the Rampage woman – beautiful, sexy, confident and independent.”
Bundchen told Vogue.co.uk of her new assignment, “What I like about Rampage is that it works for everyone.” Of course she likes it…they’ll be lining her size -15 denim daisy dukes with ching ching. Hmph.
One happy piece of news I’d like to deliver is that Gisele isn’t THE most sought after body in the world anymore…she should have skipped out on that last salad! On the 12th Annual “Famed Hottest Looks” list, actress Jennifer Aniston now has the most desired female figure in Tinseltown. Take that Gisele… you aren’t all that and a bag of chips!