Everyone wants to play a part in the Royal wedding. From wedding dress designer to wedding singer, errrr one wants a gig. And now, Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt has offered up some pole dancing lessons for Kate Middleton, you know to get Prince Willy in the mood on their honeymoon.
Come on, if anyone can serve up some raunchy moves on a pole, it’s a Pussycat Doll.
Wyatt told the Daily Star newspaper, “I’d love to show her some moves. William would definitely have a cracking treat on his wedding night.”
But could Middleton already be a pole dancing expert? Well not exactly, but she may know a few saucy moves already. We are hearing that she has received lessons when she went to a party with Chelsy Davy back in 2006. But come on, girl, that was 2006! Those moves are OLD school.
While you may think pole dancing is something that may be a tad too risque for stuffy royals, think again. Princess Eugenie is said to have climbed on stage during a Gentleman’s Club show to show off some moves.
It was when she asked if she could get all up on that pole, she was rejected.
A witness said, “Because of health and safety regulations she was told she would not be allowed unless she was employed by the club and had undergone training on the pole, like all their dancers. It was all done very tongue-in-cheek and Eugenie took it in good spirits.”
At any rate, don’t be surprised if you see a big fat truck hauling in a gold encrusted stripper pole into Willy and Kate’s new place of residence.