In more news we definitely cannot use, heiress to nothing, Paris Hilton, is still throwing daggers and shade at her former friend turned arch nemesis Kim Kardashian. KK basically took her porn thunder, bronzer, and fake friends…and ran with them. Perhaps music is where Paris will find her true calling, since she doesn’t seem to have any other talent over the last nearly 35 years on this earth. Now signed with Cash Money Records and about to drop her second album, the press has been coming for her and of course she loves it since she’s been missing it for the last few years. Basically, she’s been missing it since the Kardashians reigned and rained over and on her parade. Here’s what the fake My Little Pony had to say about Kimmy K:
“(I’ve) seen a lot of girls in Hollywood try and duplicate what I’ve done because I was the first one to do all of this.”
Yes, Paris. We have you to think for the loose morals of America’s youngest generation now. Because of you and Kim Kardashian, young girls think their claim to stardom and a check rely solely on a well-lit porno scene or getting knocked up by a celebrity.
additional reporting: A. Neff King