Nicollette Sheridan has been on so many soap opera shows over the course of her career that she probably believes she is a soap opera these days. The former Knots Landin’ star is in court now claiming that the creator of her last good-paying gig, Desperate Housewives, slapped her on the set. And you know a girl will take you to court for slapping and potentially upsetting the delicate balance of her botox, Restylane, and Juvederm!
Marc Cherry, writer and creator of the hit show Desperate Housewives, claims that he did not violently hit Sheridan, according to TMZ. Cherry testified that his altercation with Nicollette resulted in an “artistic tap” to her head and denied anything further.
Let’s see. Hmmm. If Marc Cherry gets away with this with no penalties, can you imagine the significant rise in artistic taps that will occur around the world?
“Oh no, officer, I did not pimp slap my wife. It was an artistic tap!”
Maybe Chris Brown will have adopt this alibi next time.