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Mini-Me Reveals Too Much Information.

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He may be 2ft 8in tall, Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) has NO problem whatsoever at getting the ladies…and beautiful ones at that. In a very discreet interview, Verne dishes on his life as a little person, his love life and his very explicit experience in the Playboy Mansion. We are really at a loss for words here…and that rarely happens. Read the highlights and you’ll see why.

HOW HE DEALS WITH BEING A LITTLE GUY:

I don’t have a problem with being called a dwarf or a little person, because that is what I am. But I will never get used to anybody calling me a midget. To me it’s as bad and offensive as calling a black person a n****r. Sadly I have to deal with small-minded people calling me midget almost every day of my life—and it never gets easier.

ON HIS BIGGEST PET PEEVE:

The thing I hate more than anything, though, is when people pick me up and handle me like I am a child. I am a grown man for God’s sake, and men and women alike think it is just the cutest thing to tote me around, almost like they are carrying their pet dog under their arm. You would think that people would think before they start handling adults but they don’t.

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ON HOW HE REMAINS POSITIVE:

I’m not ashamed to say I have been so down at times I have cried and felt sorry for myself. But I have to grin and bear it because I won’t be getting any taller any time soon. I remember all the good things in my life and, apart from acting, that is beautiful women and lots of them.

ON HIS LOVE FOR THE PLAYBOY MANSION:

I LOVE the mansion and have had some of the best nights of my life behind its walls. Every man dreams of getting an invite just so he can go to the grotto. I’ve been so many times and it never loses its appeal—but why would it? It’s full of gorgeous naked women!

TMI ABOUT HIS FULFILLED FANTASY AT THE MANSION:

I had the best night of my life and lived out most men’s fantasies. I didn’t just pleasure one Playboy Bunny, I pleasured three. And it doesn’t get much better than that. I watched while they touched each other, then me and my friend joined in.

WHY HE IS A PROFESSIONAL WHEN IT COMES TO SEXY TIME:

There is nothing worse for a girl than being with a boy who doesn’t know what he is doing in the bedroom. But I know exactly how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot, and I’ve got plenty of inches where it matters. I know what women want and it’s me.

Verne is currently locked up in the “celebrity” Big Brother house in the UK and is favored to win.

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

Danity – who has written 12163 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.


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