Selena Gomez, get yo’ gun!
The queen of cuntry pop is after your part-time man!
In a stunning move that shows someone is drinking their own Kool-Aid, newly crowded Maxim babe Miley Cyrus must think her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And when we say boys, we mean borderline lesbians with just a pinch more testosterone.
This past weekend, two of the world’s biggest poptrix, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, possibly hooked up at Roosevelt Hotel. Insiders say Miley was there first and that Justin came barging in later with his entourage. Patrons inside said the two were flirting and laughing together. Were they both possibly laughing at one another’s new haircuts? Who knows? What we do know is that they both left together around 2am. And anyone that lives in America knows that last call is prime trickin’ time. And in further evidence of foul play, Bieber’s Audi was spotted outside of Miley’s house on Saturday morning.
Walk of shame? More to this news than an innocent Scrabble game?
Let’s wait and see!
additional reporting: A. Neff King