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Lindsay Lohan’s Sex is on Fire


Lindsay Lohan’s sex scenes, as Linda Lovelace

Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play porn star Linda Lovelace in Matthew Wallace’s biopic, Inferno. Jezebel.com got their hands on a copy of the script and if you couldn’t stomach Precious…then you definitely won’t be able to handle this shit.

As one might expect, the screen play is chock full of sex and adult language–but what is really going to make the censors push that hard R rating is the child abuse, violent orgasms, intense humiliation and a bloody car crash, and that’s in the first 32 minutes alone.


Here’s a scan of page 10.

The most cringe worthy stuff comes from her scenes with Chuck Traynor, her husband/manager, who humiliates her and abuses her during their sexual encounters, making her scream things like “I’m stupid” and “I’m a fat-ass” while he fingers her to  “exploding” orgasm.

From there, things just get more disturbing: Chuck coerces Linda into turning tricks; her first encounter is in a seedy motel with five middle-aged businessmen, one of which hums a tune from Mary Poppins while fondling her breast. The film shows her crying hysterically while making the legendary film Deep Throat, and having a foursome with Sammy Davis Jr. at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion, where there’s also a crowd that urges her to have sex with a German Shepard!

We get it Lindz, you’re not a Disney princess anymore, you swing both ways and you take “artsy” photos with guns in your mouth. But uttering lines such as “To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!” just gives me flashbacks of 1995 when I watched Jesse Spano rake those disgusting sequined acrylics down another “dancer’s”  face for Showgirls.

Ick.

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