OK, so now that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab again, she is feeling all melancholy and wants to relay the message that she, The Unhinged Ginge, is sorry sorry, OH SO SORRY.
In other words….
This time, she ran to Piers Morgan to cry, whine, and die a million deaths about her current position in life and forgive us, but we are not buying anything The Strawberry Snortcake has to say. But for those that do, here’s a snippet of f*ckery to appease you:
“I believe things happen for a reason,” she told him. “I live without regrets. There are certain things I have done, mistakes that I made, that I would change, but I don’t regret them at all, because I’ve learned from them. I got arrested for my first DUI when I was 20 and they found me with drugs. And from then on the press were on me all the time. It was the first time I’d taken drugs; I was out in a club with people I shouldn’t have been with, and took cocaine, and got in the car. It was so stupid.”
And what about her alleged cocaine use? Here’s a laugh:
“Maybe four or five times in my life. Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23, and I got caught twice.”
Is this the new math?!
And who needs coke when you have the prescription equivalents at your beck and call?!
You’ll be laughing from now until she is released in about 86 days!