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More than just celebrity gossip

Amanda Bynes: Let the Lock-Up Begin!

It looks like Amanda’s gonna be shackled by her parents now!

A judge has just decidedamanda-bynes-1-600 that the actress and blue haired maven must pretend she is under 18 years of age again and do what her parents say!

At least for the immediate future.

The judge decided that Amanda was a danger to herself and others (including fashion) and was trying to help improve her mental health. Her parents contend that their daughter is blowing through her $4 million in savings and planning to put a stop to the fall out. How long will Amanda be under her parent’s control?

The conservatorship lasts until September 30th, with a move to make it permanent decided at that time. Amanda may want to get Britney on speed dial and find out how she should act to get released. On second thought…maybe she shouldn’t!

Amanda Bynes: Shackled!

It looks like America’s Favorite Crackie (sorry, Lindsay!) is not going anywhere anytime soon!

Behold the power of the 5150 hold!

According to reportsextralarge, a judge has ordered the blue haired pyscho case to remain in the mental ward for a bit longer. Now, Amanda doesn’t seem to significant chunks of her medulla oblongata are missing, but those close to her know better. So as her parents fight to keep her under lock and key, Amanda’s paid pieces are trying to break her out of the cray cray clink. Bynes is on meds now, but is still considered a danger to herself and others. According to friends, she seems to be schizophrenic. If this is the case, then we hope she gets all the help she needs. If that is not the case, she is one crazed loon and we say let her out so we can report on this ignunce because she is putting Lohan out of business!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

The Strawberry Snortcake Returns!

But this time we are gonna give this crackie a breakie and vow to support her until further notice because she’s asking for more rehab time and saying she is serious about her rehabilitation.

Furthermore, the judge in her case has ordered more therapy for her, so maybe she will be forced to get better whether se likes it or not. Maybe this will also allow her to stop making trashy ass movies that damage Liz Taylor’s good name.

Maybe!

But in the latest news, Loan is headed off to Europe for a bit of R&R, so we hope she doesn’t end up at some London nightclub doing blow off of Boy George’s ass crack!

We’re just saying!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Natasha Henstridge: D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Natasha is hurling her ring to the other side of the room. The ‘Species‘ star has just filed for divorce from her man of barely two years, Darius Campbell. Citing irreconcilable differences, Henstridge has split from Campbell, who achieved minor fame as a contestant on Britain’s ‘Pop Idol‘ competition.

According to documents, the two have been separated since April 10, 2013. No kids are involved in their split, although Henstridge has two from a previous relationship. And no one is asking for spousal support, so that’s a relief as it is obvious they are keeping it amicable.

Teresa & Joe facing 50 years in prison?

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We knew Teresa Giudice and husband Joe were in a mess of trouble, but suddenly “mess” doesn’t seem like an accurate description. Today the couple was hit with a 39 count indictment. Let’s let that sink in…. 39 counts.

That’s not a “mess of trouble”, that’s a sh*t storm.

According to TMZ, U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman announced the charges today, which range from tax evasion to bank fraud . The indictment claims that the couple committed multiple counts of bank and tax fraud from 2001-2008.

Specifically, that they overestimated their income in order to illegally obtain multiple mortgage loans from multiple banks, defrauding those banks of millions. It also alleges that the couple withheld information vital to their Chapter 7 filing in 2009, and that Joe had failed to file tax returns from 2004 to 2008.  Other charges include conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud.

In total, the couple face over 50 years in prison, if convicted.

The Ties (And ‘Rents) That Bynes

Amanda Bynes better call up Britney Spears and get a quick conference on the world of cray because she is entering it full throttle! After getting into some light fire fare over the past weekend, a judge has decided that Amanda is best kept under wraps, shackles, straightjackets, et cetera. As she remains in the psych ward for further evaluation, her parents are attempting to gain a conservatorship over her.

Lynne and Rick Bynes have filedorig-21230599 the necessary paperwork to set the wheels in motion to protect their daughter from further outbursts of f*ckery. They allegedly had tried before, but Amanda had not done enough in the field of craziness to warrant such an intervention, but now it looks like things have taken a change for the worse and it looks like Amanda will be on a leash possibly for the next few months. And while in the psych ward, Amanda was tested for all drugs and guess which one she came up positive for?

Green sugar madness!

Does this mean that her crazy crown is about to get yanked? Has the door been open yet again for Lindsay Lohan to recover it?!

Stay tuned!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Toni Braxton Is Finally Single

It’s official. The ‘Un-Break My Heart’ singer is now on the market again after finalizing divorce proceedings from her husband of the last 12 years, Keri Lewis of Mint Condition fame. The couple have two sons together, named Denim and Diezel. Their representative issued a statement regarding the divorce:

“The couple has had an amicable split and will still both be actively involved in raising their two sons, 11-year-old Denim and 10-year-old Diezel.”

Keri and Toni has been married since 1998, but have been separated since 2009. Why did it take so long to make the divorce official? Maybe we’ll find out through some lyrics in Braxton’s next album release.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Courtney Love: Lien Times

Courtney Love is like no other. She just cannot seem to say out of the press. And of course, it’s usually never good. Whether it’s battling Dave Grohl over her dead husband Kurt Cobain’s estate, verbally slapping her daughter via Twitter, or beating her fans with a mic, she puts other celebrities to shame wit her lack thereof. And now? What has Miss Love done to leap to the front pages of yet again?

It’s C.Love vs. Uncle Sam!

And we all know how this one always ends!

It seems like yet again, the IRS is knock, knock, knockin’ on her door – to the rune of $260,000. The IRS claims1340750370_courtney-love-zoom that this money has been owed since 2009 and 2011 and they’re impatiently waiting for a check. If anyone listens to Courtney Love in interviews, she is always gloating about how much money she has, so this should be just a drop in the bucket, right? And if not, the IRS will surely take a cut of her money from her upcoming memoir, which should sell handsomely.

Expect that book to drop around Christmas time and expect the IRS to show up at Courtney’s house just before New Year’s to collect!

(if not before!)

Tina Turner: Love’s Got EVERYTHING to Do With It

Proving herself to be THE ultimate cougar of all time, the Queen of Rock, Tina Turner, has finally allowed her man of the last nearly 30 years to put a ring on it. German producer Erwin Bach married Tina Turner in a civil ceremony in Switzerland with a Buddhist celebration planned on Lake Zurich on Sunday.

Ike who?

For those that are not up on their music history, Tina Turner was married to the original Chris Brown of his era, Ike Turner, until 1976, when she left him after severe spousal abuse (are you reading this Rihanna?!) and never looked back. This is the second marriage for Turner and probably her last. Whoever said life doesn’t get better with age obviously hasn’t taken a look at Tina Turner’s lifetina-turner-erwin-bach.

Or her legs.

Congrats to the couple!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Emma Roberts Will Whoop a Trick

Even if that trick has male genitalia!

Channeling Rihanna, the 22-year -old niece of Oscar winner Julia Roberts got physical with her boyfriend Evan Peters (American Horror Story) last week and not in the way he liked! The incident, which took place in Montreal, led to an appearance from the police, who came to her hotel to find both beat up. But before we all jump the gun here, let’s bear this in mind:

Emma Roberts was the one that was arrested. Which more than likely means that she was the one that caused the most bodily harm. Witnesses report emmaEvan had a bloody nose and bite marks. The police took her down, but Peters filed no charges against his girlfriend. Here’s what their paid spokespieces had to say about the incident:

“It was an unfortunate incident and misunderstanding. Ms. Roberts was released after questioning and the couple are working together to move past it.”

These two have been together for a hot minute and let’s see if they are still together once the third season of American Horror Story debuts in a few months. They’re both starring in this latest edition.

Chris Brown: Hit and Run Fun

Chris Brown’s victim has obviously been paid a little something something under the table, because she is siding with him over a car accident that could have him in the slammer in relation to his current probation. In other words, Mr. Brown may be going down! And in typical whiny ass fashion, Chris is running to his Twitter account as if someone cares…

“I did everything I was suppose to do during the so called hit n run, I provided the correct info. There were no injuries or damages. C’mon!!”

In the worst case scenario, Chris may be seeing a bit of cell time because he is still on probation for beating down his on again/off-again piece Rihanna.
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See what happens when you break the law people?!
This is a hit and run that Chris may not be able to wiggle out of!

Stay tuned!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Melissa Etheridge’s Ex Is Ready To Spar…Again!

Tammy Lynn Michaels is not afraid of a rocker! No no no! She really has nothing to lose anymore these days, right? She gave up her career as an actress to marry Melissa Etheridge and pop out babythings for her. Then Melissa leaves her for another woman and now she’s got 6-year old twins to take care of day to day while Melissa gets to see them when she can.

That is until now.

Because now, Melissa is trying to bring the chirrenz on the road and Tammy Lynn ain’t havin’ it!

She filed a report in Los Angeles to prevent the singer from bringing their twins on tour with her because she is scared of the diseases they could be exposed to while out. Especially since the kids have not been vaccinated against the most common ailments kids get: diptheria, tetanus, measles, chicken pox, et cetera. And that’s not even including the nasty diseases groupies might have as well. Everyone knows Melissa likes to come on/in/around/near/at your window!

Tammy is trying to protect the kids!!!

A court date has been scheduled for August!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Kerry Washington Keeps Marriage on the Down Low

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If you want further proof that Scandal actress and current Hollywood It Girl Kerry Washington is not a famewhore, reports are only surfacing that she got married this week. The actual wedding took place last month and not many even knew she was seeing anyone. Where was her man during the awards season? Did she have him locked up and away during all that hoopla?! Apparently so, for heads rolled when it was announced this week that she had quietly said ‘I do’ to NFL player Nnamdi Asomugha.

If you want to know more about this pair, you may have to stalk them out and ask yourself, because there’s not much for us to report other than that they are both good-looking, young, and very capable of producing cute children that would give Halle and Mariah’s children a run for their money.

Whatever happens next, we wish this pair well, and we hope this does not steam down the sex scenes in Scandal!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

50 Cent Gives BabyMama the Boot

Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson seems to be in a stomping mood. As in stomping women with his shoe. The rapper/actor has been charged50-Cent-and-Daphne-Joy- with domestic violence for allegedly kicking his babymama and destroying her condominium. The woman in question is his on and off piece for three years, model Daphne Joy.

On June 23rd, it seems that the two got into an altercation and things started flying around her Toluca Lake, California residence. The police were summoned and when they got there, the woman was locked away in a bedroom away from 50′s happy feet. But 50 huffed, puffed, and knocked that door down, as well as breaking a few chandeliers, furniture, a television, and a lamp. Before the police could arrive, 50 Cent was gone with the wind, but the police tallied up everything and charged him with five misdemeanors: 1 count of domestic violence and 4 counts of vandalism.

50 Cent faces up to five years in jail and $46,000 in fines.

Chump change when you’re a millionaire.

He’s due in court on July 22nd.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Uncle Sam to Jermaine Dupri: “Where’s Our Check?!”

Another week, and yet again, like clockwork, another rapper is running to the pawn shop to get some cash. because when the I.R.S. comes for their money? They’re COMING!

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Especially when you owe nearly a million dollars in back taxes. This is the financial conundrum So So Def executive Jermaine Dupri faces in the coming weeks. He owes precisely $798,692.35 to the government. If he doesn’t show them the money soon, they will start grabbing stuff in his house! If you recall, Dupri already had a $3 million tax lien on him for previous unpaid taxes in 2006. The years in question this time are 2008, 2010, and 2011. What is it with these rappers and hip-hop stars not paying their taxes? Pay yo’ bills! Can’t these bastards use TurboTax like everyone else?

additional reporting: A. Neff King