Lance Armstrong is the man that never quits! Isn’t that the truth? When he’s not letting his balls flop around on his bicycle seat, he’s breaking hearts and knocking up chicks. Just hours after he finished a race in Rome (he placed 12th, if anyone cares), Lancey Pants took to his Twitter to announce that he was immediately en route to Colorado. Bring on baby number four!
Armstrong tweets, “Already at the airport in Rome. Headed home!! Baby #4 any minute now. CaNot wait!”
And when the vadge poppage took place, Armstrong let Twitterville know! He Tweets, “Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My mommy is healthy and so am I!”
We’re also assuming Mr. Max came out equipped with a helmet, spandex and already on a bicycle.
Raise the roof for the white version of Bobby Brown. Errrrr, or not. Congrats to Lancey Pants and his Anna Banana Hansen.
Max weighed in at 7lbs 5oz and is 20 inches long.
Click after the jump to see a picture of Max Armstrong.