Mr. and Mrs. Thing are coming to Big D. Try to contain your excitement.
Everything is bigger in Texas, so it looks like Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe might be the (im)perfect fit.
The Lakers have decided to trade Lamar to the Mavericks and build a new team around NBA star Kobe Bryant. This may be good news for Dallas Mavericks fans, but bad news for Texas fans, who have by and large been free of Kardashians in their grand state. That’s all about to change. How long do you think it will take before Kim and Khloe are getting their holes bleached in Deep Ellum? Or caught on camera riding a bull?
Before Khloe and her klan of the famewhores begin their descent upon Dallas, they should be made aware that in Texas, people have guns…that they use! And we would hate for someone to mistake Khloe for Sasquatch and open fire.
I’m just saying!