Kristen Stewart graces the cover of GQ magazine and looks non-greasy and actually sort of classy. But it isn’t the cover that intrigues me, it is the intelligent interview that K-Stew gives. The comments regarding her “relationship” with Robert Pattinson definitely made me giggle a bit because apparently because there was never a confirmation (which I am pretty sure there was at some point) of their joined-at-the-hip status. In her eyes, we’re all idiots.
And just because she says she hasn’t flat out said that she and R-Patz are bumping noodles that things are going to change anytime soon. She’s never going to tell us a damn thing so get over it. Kristen told GQ, “Whenever I get married or have a baby, everyone is going to want to know my kid’s name and I’m not going to say it for ages.” See what I mean? Stubborn as heck.
She adds, “That’s just the way I want to do it. It’ll come out but it won’t have come from me. They’re going to be really p*ssed off that I won’t say it and I’m just going to say, ‘No!'” There are such things as birth records, baby, so don’t try to be so damn sneaky.
“I also have that desire to blurt stuff out, but I’ve learned I can’t do that. Not when you realize the whole world is listening. That’s why perhaps I look so uncomfortable in interviews at times.” I actually thought she was just being a bitch. Good to know. Good.to.know.
She added, “I mean, we’ve talked about hiding things and I’ve had to get much more adept at that, sadly. But I’m glad I’m not one of those actresses who is just so ready to open up for everyone.”
And despite her attempted secrecy of her relationship with Pattinson, she knows it is a big deal to peeps but is surprised we don’t know. She explains, “So much of my life is so easily Googled. I mean, it’s like, come on guys, it’s so obvious! I don’t think you realize what a big deal it is for people. Well, it is a big deal. They would be, ‘Oh. My. God’. There would also be still a 50/50 split. Some people would still be, ‘See, told you they’re not together’. I don’t worry about it at all. It’s just one of those things. I’m selfish. I’m like, ‘That’s mine!’ And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It’s a funny little game to play and it’s a slippery slope. I always say to myself I’m never going to give anything away because there’s never any point or benefit for me.”
Did you guess she was dating Robert Pattinson? Sheesh. Was anyone else feeling left in the dark these past couple years like I was?