In even further evidence that Kim Kardashian is trying to go legit and become the something akin to hip hop royalty, the Kardashian with the least talent but fattest ass (and soon stomach) is doing something we never thought would happen ever. Kim is saying NO. Let’s see?
What did Kim say about making a sex tape?
What did Kim say about a little pee-pee on her face?
But apparently, now is the time to pull the reins in. Hmmm. Maybe it’s because Kanye doesn’t want his baby pimped out? Or maybe because Kim is taking a page from the Beyonce playbook and not going to subject her baby to the publicity and potential million of dollars? She’s already reportedly been offered upwards of $3 million dollars for the baby Kunye, and she’s turned that down. And she claims no one will ever see her a baby on a reality television show. Which only means one thing?
The Mayans had it all wrong. The Asspocalypse is 2013. Batten down the hatches, folks. Once Kimmy K gives birth, the earth will open up and all of us will be swallowed into either it or her ass.
You decide which has seen less action!