It’s already bad enough they have to work at Target, but to be slapped by the customers to boot? Now I know I may make jokes about verbally slapping those afflicted with a touch ‘o ‘tard, but to actually physically lay one on someone’s face?
Well, that’s assault and I don’t know about you folks, but I like my clean rap sheet. But most of us, thankfully, are not as crazed and ignunt as the comedian Katt Williams.
It seems that Katt has been experiencing severe cases of White Girl Wasted syndrome lately. His cray cray cup poureth over. And while I was here in my hotel blowing chunks from Bali belly, Katt was being insane!
The police are investigating and no charges have been filed, but believe you me, there will be a check issued to a soon to be retired worker at Target.
And if Katt does not get arrested for this, what does that say to the rest of America? Can we just go around slapping people for whatever reason we want? If that’s the case…
Let me find my glove!