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Joe Francis found a woman to flash him fo lyfe!

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Joe Francis, Christina McLarty engaged

Joe Francis finally found a woman (older than a teenager) who is willing to flash her tatas to him on the daily and will do so for as long as they both shall live…or however long this Hollywood relationship will live for.

Wicky Girls Gone Wild founder France whipped out a ring to Christina McLarty while on vacation in St. Tropez.

The Joe France, Christina McLarty wedding will not be one where guests will lift up their shirts or expose their butt cheeks, in fact there probably will not be an actual ceremony for a hot minute.

Francis says, “We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States.”

So why did Joe Joe choose McLarty to be his bride? Well for a woman to stand by her man throughout four years (on and off) after being certified a dirty pig for college co-ed tatas exposure and for his multiple legal problems (including sitting behind bars), could there really be a more tolerable woman?

Even though the engagement was said to be rather implusive, it is sucky for Christina that she doesn’t even have a big fat rock to show off. But Joe Joe revealed, “We’re having one made.”

Come September, Francis said he and his honey will be getting hitched in Punta Mita, Mexico in front of 200 guests. About the civil ceremony which actually seems like a full-fledged wedding (if you ask me) Francis revealed, “The weekend will be fun, luxurious and filled with lots of surprises. This will be a nontraditional celebration of love, family and friends.”

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

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