In case you have been hidden from the internet, television and general society; let me fill you in. Jessica Simpson is not fat, she’s prego.
She finally revealed the (obvious) news of her pregnancy via Twitter and now mommy-to-be Jessica Simpson is now opening up about the pregnancy process and those weird food cravings.
Most recently, she admitted to People that she definitely has an odd food craving. “I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person,” she told the magazine.
As cravings go, that sounds like a pretty dang healthy one — except that Jessica has to “put salt all over it,” because what she really wants is the sweet/salty combo. Oh, and she can “eat a whole cantaloupe in one morning.”
That’s a lot of melon! We guess she really is eating for two.
But wait…what about that wedding she had in the works with fiancé Eric Johnson?
“We didn’t even have a [wedding] date nailed down,” she said. “I’m going to wait until everything is over so I don’t end up being a hormonal Bridezilla.”
Yes Jess, I’m sure your guests will thank you for that.