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Jessica Simpson Gets Fancy In Chi-Town.


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Papa Joe must be thinking that some more of Jessica’s stink would do well in a market already sick of Jessica Simpson. But, he could be right. It is the holiday season and peeps are looking for gifts for that special someone. However, I’m not so sure “Fancy” is what I would have called this concoction. The Simpson clan should have hired me for their scent name inventor. I can think of a few very clever names that would best suit Jessica Simpson’s style: Washed-Up Hoo Hah, Twangy Tuna, Totally Daisy or Desperation. What do ya think?

Anywho, Jessica spent her time in Chicago promoting her new scent and is just waiting ever so patiently for her tour with Rascal Flatts that starts in January.

“I can’t wait to be a part of their show and let everyone know that I do actually sing and I’m not just in tabloids,” Jessica told a source.

We can’t wait either. Uh, yeah.

Click after the jump for more pics of Jessica at her perfume launch in Chi-town.

Image Source: Wire Image

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

Danity – who has written 12128 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.


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