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Jessica Simpson’s baby bump is bigger than her you-know-whats

Jessica Simpson is not only showing off her baby bump, but she’s showing off her new, plumper chi-chis. I’m sure Papa Joe is loving those! Ew, right? Well we all know how he feels about Jess’s top heavy and I can bet you he takes credit for those…not the pregnancy ones, but the gift of ample bosom that he gave to her. And Jess must be damn proud because she keeps talking about ‘em.

What. You don’t remember Papa Joe’s nauseating comments? For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, let me refresh.

Papa Joe Simpson was quoted telling GQ magazine that, “Jessica never tried to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a t-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up.”

So yeah. Papa Joe will NEVER live that comment down. Ever.

At any rate, the oldest Simpson is showing off her curvaceous figure and tweeted a photo of herself referring to her ample bosom.

“I LOVE my new Cavalli dress! My belly is officially bigger than my boobs… Well, kinda. Ha.”

I am sure not only Papa Joe, but Jess’s man Eric Johnson is also a big fan of these soon-to-be milk machines!

Werrrrk!

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

Danity – who has written 12126 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.


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