Hugh Hefner has now spoken out about his son Marston’s recent arrest and he’s effing pissed. Sure, Hef has objectified and worshiped women all his life and probably encouraged a little bit of fondling of his saggys for a hot minute but he hasn’t (from what we know of) laid a hand on a woman intentionally.
After cops arrested Marston on suspicion of battery with his girlfriend Playboy Playmate Claire Sinclair, Hef released a statement saying that his son and his woman would “patch it up” if they “care about each other”. In other words, he didn’t really understand that his son probably beat up his girlfriend.
So he changed his tune on Twitter later on saying “I’m really disappointed in my son Marston’s behavior & have expressed my support to Claire.” That’s it? No apologies to the world for raising a possible woman beater? No “I’m going to talk to Marston and give him a piece of my mind and a kick in the cooter.” Shaking my head.
Marston was released on $20,000 bail.
And in case you were wondering whether Hef had a threesome or a big fat orgy on Valentine’s Day, think again. Apparently he had an “unexpected anxiety attack”.