Because White Girl Wasted syndrome has struck through a bevy of Hollywood’s C to D list starlets: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, Hayden Panettiere and now? Heather Morris, the ditzy blonde from Glee, has thrown her tresses into the circle too. This may be a mild case of WGW, but we all know how that leads to the gateway of full fledged f*ckery.
These days in Hollywood, it seems to me that if you are blonde (real or peroxide), under the age of 30, and have access to a car, you are this close to vehicular madness at each and every turn. If it’s not one of them flashing us with her un-pantied poon, driving over pedestrians, hit & runs, et cetera…I think it’s safe to say: if you’re in Hollywood?
Use the subway!
Heather Morris’ problem pales in comparison, but I prefer to cover this now, so when she becomes a full fledged member of the White Girl Wasted brigade, I can testify that I knew her way back when.
It seems that Heather doesn’t know what the word sidewalk means. Because she has been parking her car on it the last few nights and her neighbors are about to ring her bell…in more ways than one. An investigation into Morris’ driving records shows that she’s had five parking tickets since August.
Consider this foreshadowing, folks. She’s gonna blow any minute!!