There’s a little lyric by my beotch Mariah Carey that goes, “I Will Hunt You Downnnn…’Cuz They Be All Up In My Business Like A Wendy Interview”. A little bit of “Touch My Body” for y’all, but anywho, that lovely little lyric popped into my head when I read the latest on Heather Mills…minus the “Wendy Interview” part because I do not think Heather Mills has been interviewed by Wendy Williams and quite frankly, Wendy would rip Heather Mills a new…
Well to put it nicely, Wendy would make Heather pee her pants, pull out her hair and run far, far away to Timbuktu never to be seen again (which I am sure many of you wouldn’t mind). At any rate, Heather Mills is frickin’ pissed and on a rampage. Why, you ask? First of all, she is sick of all you damn publications and websites that rip her on the daily AND if you continue to write big fat lies about her she’ll hunt you down. Plain and simple.
You want a lawsuit? She’ll dish one out for ya. She’s got plenty of ching from Paul now to sue every peep on this Earth if she so chooses.
Heather says, “I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago…I just thought this is just a waste of time but recently I’ve been going through the internet, clearing up (rumors). I’ve got five apologies so far from (the) British media and I’ve got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn’t read all the lies when she’s 12.”
Watch out, bitches! Heather will get ya!