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Poor Poor Heather Mills!

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NOT! All I know is this bitch is freakin’ nuts. Now that she has all the money she could possibly want after splitting from former Beatle Paul McCartney, Heather Mills has dollar signs in her eyes once again. In fact, I’m not quite sure the money signs in her eyes have even really left.

After enduring a “painful” divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather is planning on diving her snooty nose into penning a book. Yes, another one.

A source close to Miss Mills said: ‘Heather has written the treatment for a novel about a model and campaigner who marries the most famous rock star in the world.

‘She will be marketing the book as a work of fiction. But it doesn’t take a genius to realize what is really behind this book – the thing which infuriated her the most about the divorce was that she was gagged from ever telling her side of the marriage.

‘This is her way of getting the information out there. ‘It chronicles all the model’s trials and tribulations with the rock legend.

‘It’s a rags-to-riches tale taking in her tough childhood, how she struggled to make it as a model and then how this famous rock star met her at an awards ceremony and how they fell in love.

‘She has incorporated all sorts of other characters.

‘There is a hard-nosed professional woman who is part of the rock star’s team who sides against the model and tries to make her life difficult – that will inevitably be seen to be Paul’s divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton.

‘The rock star’s first wife had passed away and his children can never get over that fact, so they gang up against the model, who they see as money grabbing and an opportunist.

‘Those characters will inevitably seen to be based on McCartney’s children Stella, Mary and James.

‘The pair start rowing and the fights often end violently. The rock star is painted as a deeply flawed character whose mind has been warped by years of being treated like a god.

‘He finds solace in drinking and smoking cannabis which gives him mood swings.’

Ummmmm. Alrighty, then. I’d rather swim in a pool full of leeches than read what this chick has to say. Ok, maybe I wouldn’t go that far…but I wouldn’t read it! Would you?

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

Danity – who has written 12163 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.


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