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Gisele Bündchen Is Knocked Up

Gisele Bündchen Is Knocked Up

The world’s most over-rated giraffe, Giselle Bündchen, is carrying a babything in her boy hips. This is no rumor! This is the absolute truth! The supermodel (it pains me to even refer to her as such, but I digress) was spotted in Brazil this weekend with an obvious bump as she de-planed in Rio de Janeiro.

Bündchen has said in several interviews that she would like to have a large family and if she keeps up like this, she will be in contention with Heidi Klum for SuperModelMom. Currently, she has her two year old son Benjamin and her stepson Jack with husband Tom Brady. I am one of those people that is shocked that someone as anorexic as her can even carry something that weighs more than her entire body. Her pregnancy is even further proof that a decade from now, after Gisele has had her 17th child and has retired from the runway…Tom Brady will be caught giving a tranny a ride home at three in the morning. Because if you’re lying down with Gisele, surely a little peen downstairs is no deterrent?

Triston – who has written 854 posts on Celebrity VIP Lounge.

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