Former Hollywood publicist turned celebrity blogger and Hollywood gossiper JJ Jaxson supposedly has the “in” on Mariah’s sexy time spermination infestation event. “My longtime acquaintance, Mariah Carey is pregnant with her first child, I have just confirmed. A big congrats to the mother-to-be and her husband Nick Cannon.”
If this is 100% true, we are…well…”over the moon”. I wish you could see my “over the moon” face as I write this.
We just need to hear official word from Mama Carey! This baby is going to be wrapped up in a red-carpet placenta that will unroll upon its entrance into the world. Can’t you just see it now?