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Chris Brown Does Not Do A Body Good

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Now that Wrigley’s have given Chris the “polite” ax, Chris Brown just got smacked by milk. Big Bertha the cow said, moooove on, beotch. No more milk mustaches for you! Life is sure about to get bruised for Chris as he not only has ticked off a lot of people, including Rihanna’s mentor Jay-Z (who is said to be fuming), but now radio stations are even starting to boycott playing his music! Ding dang dong!

So while rumors float around about how the fight happened, who hit who first, who infested who with herpes, blah blah blah…let us clear up one rumor that has been confirmed by law enforcement sources.

While Chris and Rihanna were driving, Chris Brown received a little lovely text message from a woman who is said to wanted to hook up with Brown later in the evening. Mmmhmmm…a rendezvous of sorts, I presume.

Supposedly there is a reference in the police report to an argument over a rapper, but the rapper is NOT what triggered the argument. I repeat…the woman who text messaged Brown is not a rapper. So, who is it then? Skanklicious Paris Hilton? Leona Lewis? No name has yet been revealed, my pretties.

TMZ reported that as for Rihanna’s injuries, the cops took multiple pictures at the scene. Chris Brown allegedly hit Rihanna so hard with his fists, she could barely open her eyes for the photos — they were almost completely swollen shut. She had a fat lip, her mouth was swollen, her nose was badly bloodied, and she had contusions on her forehead and both sides of her face.

Wow. Chris sure has some explaining to do! Yikes.

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!

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