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Celebrity VIP Lounge

More than just celebrity gossip

Madonna Turning Her Daughter Into a Superstar?

Madge sings with her daughter on new track. Listen here. Celebuzz

Kim K. keeps looking for compliments on Twitter. HaveUHeard

Selena Gomez prances around in bikini and rides a scooter. Celeb Jihad

Pauly D is going to DJ Snooki’s baby shower. Allie Is Wired

RHOC are nuts. Check out this scream fest! BBB

Joan Collins gets beauty tips from Kim K. Swanky Celebs

Prince Harry is looking for his princess. He wants her now! Celeb Dirty Laundry

Charlize Theron is a mom! I Need My Fix

Ashton isn’t sure if Two and 1/2 men will get renewed. Fit Fab Celeb

The Kardashian sisters are selling lingerie too. Socialite Life

Matthew Broderick has a creepy mustache. EB Gossip

Even straight boys bring boys to Ricky Martin’s yard. SheKnows

Disney is trying to make big bucks off of a Teen Beach Musical. Daily Fill

J. Love Hewitt, the new spokesperson for eHarmony? Amore Magazine

Neon fashion for spring. I’m loving it. All Women Stalk

Nicki Minaj shows off floppy cleavage on Allure. Anything Hollywood

Drew Barrymore is throwing up and nauseous. Celeb Baby Laundry

Avril wears F-word necklace in interview. Glamour Vanity

James Van Der Beek had a baby Beek. Fabulous Buzz

Dionne Warwick said Whitney had a heart attack. ILulu Online

Bey is still walking around NYC with Baby Blue. POTP

Robert Downey Jr, a gossip monger? Popbytes

Josh Duhamel has a mohawk. Daily Stab

Ian Somerhalder likes pussy. Ten Gossip

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Jermaine Jones Is GONE!

But fret not!

We still have Chris Brown around to deliver his greatest hits. It seems that not everyone can just break the law and go on to win Grammys.

Jermaine Jones is set to get the boot from American Idol in less than 24 hours, thanks to an arrest record that would probably attract Rihanna, and after continually lying to producers about other information on his background check.

I think these AI producers have it all wrong. Apparently, the way to success these days is to either flash your nether-region in a magazine (see Lindsay Lohan), beat your girlfriend (see Chris Brown), or lie to producers to keep your fame game wheels in motion (see any Kardashian).

Let’s get serious here. It’s not like Jermaine was staying around that much longer anyway. I heard his voice and Barry White he ain’t. He had a week or two more, tops.
So, au revoir and goodbye to American Idol, JJ. But possibly hello to Cops.

Image via FOX

Lohan: Hit & Run Hussy!

Lindsay Lohan hit-and-run accident.

The ghost of Halle Berry has seemingly taken over the drunk soul of former child star actor Lindsay Lohan.

So, for those of you held out hope that Lindsay was back on the straight and narrow, well, guess what?


According to TMZ, it seems that not only did our favorite strawberry snortcake strike someone leaving her house the club, but then she fled the scene of the crime!

Why is she in a club if she is not supposed to be drinking? No one goes to clubs for coke!
Oh, wait…

Witnesses on the scene claim that the struck individual claimed to not even be hurt and claimed to not even know who Lindsay Lohan was. My question is…

Where does he live so I can go there?!

Anyway, it seems he has quickly changed his tune now that he has been informed that the woman that hit him has a few dollars in her purse thanks to spreading her beaver in Playboy recently.

At the rate she’s going, Lindsay is gonna have to hit that cover spread eagle before Easter!

Kate Upton’s NSFW Zoo York Commercial Banned By MTV AND Adult Swim (VIDEO)

2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover model Kate Upton worked damn hard on her Zoo York commercial posing, pursing her lips and stretching her hips and now it’s been banned by not only MTV but also Adult Swim! You know it’s bad when those two networks give an ad the ole’ heave ho. Lucky for you, we have the actual uncensored version of the ad that got banned. Let me just say, I don’t think it is that bad other than a few cuss words towards the end and that supposed erect nipple.

Zoo York, the authentic, NYC originated skate brand, with a loyal cult-like following will debut its spring television commercial featuring Miss Upton. Upton co-stars with the infamous ZOO YORK “talking” cockroaches in the racy and humorous commercial set to debut in early April.

Apparently the commercial will still debut on cable networks and online but Adult Swim and MTV aren’t having any of it.

The creative features Upton exercising, while the two cockroaches narrate and execute a storyline full of comical double entendres centered around the jaw-dropping Upton. The brand will release two versions of the commercial, one with bleeped out profanities and a second uncensored version available exclusively at the ZOO YORK YouTube channel and below, of course.

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW: Jessie J Swings Both Ways

Jessie J to release autobiography.

I can honestly tell you, I don’t know a whole lot about singer Jessie J other than the fact that she sings one of the more annoyingly addicting songs in pop music today (Price Tag, anyone?) and lately she’s been performing while sitting in a throne due to some leg or foot injury.

But apparently the British chart sensation is more interesting that we think…so much so that she thought we’d all love to read about her life in an autobiography. Mmmhmmm.

In a new book inked with Simon & Schuster, Jessie J (Jessica Ellen Cornish) will tell all about her performing arts training at London’s BRIT School with classmates Adele and Leona Lewis, her heart defect and her bisexuality. Yeah, she swings both ways, in case you didn’t know.

Now I’m thinking that the latter would be more interesting than anything else in the book as long as she has some juicy stories.

Will YOU be reading?

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Malawi Puts Madge on Blast For thinking She’s going to Build Whatever She Wants Where She Wants

Madonna means well. The idea to build TEN brand new schools in Malawi sounded good to Madonna. But apparently Madge isn’t proceeding with her plans the right way and that is making people just a tad irritated. Ok irritated isn’t quite the right word at this point in the game. Malawi officials are pissed and confused as hell.

Granted, Madge doesn’t HAVE to build these schools but she said she was going to. In other words, she got peeps in Malawi all effing excited and probably playing Madge’s records on repeat in celebration of the goodness that was about to go down. The problem is, Madge hasn’t gotten approval from government officials for a proposal that is needed in order to press ahead with the plans to build these new educational centers.

Ministry of Education spokeswoman Lindiwe Chide tells Reuters that the announcement that Madge was going to start construction came as a surprise to them because Your Madgesty didn’t even tell them!

Chide says, “Now she decides to announce that she plans to build 10 schools without getting authority from us again. We now feel like this is all about propping up her global image and not in our interest…She has no mandate to decide where she wants to build a school because she doesn’t know our needs and where we want new schools… She first needed to consult us, get permission from us before doing anything.”

Apparently Malawi didn’t get the memo. Madge does what Madge wants. Unfortunately, I have a feeling Madge is going to be like, “Fine! Stay uneducated then! I’m out! Peace!”

Talk about biting the hand that wants to feed ya! Der.

Yelawolf’s Spleen is a done deal!

Yelawolf is probably yelling quite loud about now after suffering a ruptured spleen. Yeah, ouch. Michael Wayne Atha (aka Yelawolf) was hospitalized earlier this month after getting sick following a performance in Madison, Wisconsin.

After he postponed a gig in Detroit, Michigan, he took his booty to the hospital only to find that the Alabama native ruptured his spleen.

A statement was released via press release stating “Interscope Records recording artist Yelawolf is still recuperating from a ruptured spleen suffered earlier this month.”

Yes, that sucks. Big time. What sucks even more is those peeps who bought tickets to see Yelawolf perform in the Shady Records showcase at the South By Southwest (SXSW) Music Festival in Texas on Friday.

Unfortunately the guy has to get better before he can entertain, peeps.

The good news is that Yelawolf is gonna live. Anyone can live without a spleen in their body so yay! It won’t be long before he’ll be able to hop back into that Lambo he stole.

Justin Bieber Teams Up With Adam Levine In Studio

Justin Bieber is finishing up his Believe album and it seems as if he is pulling out all the stops to make it the best album possible. Case in point? The Biebs has pulled in Maroon 5’s front man Adam Levine to join him in the studio.

Last night via his Twitter he told his zillion followers that he is working on a new project with the rocker.

He tweeted, “Long night in the studio. Good seeing big bro Adam Levine – we got a big idea coming! new supergroup. Adam Levine I don’t think the world is ready for this supergroup.”

He also added that Kenny Hamilton was also in the studio helping along the project.

The judge and vocal coach of “The Voice” was quick to respond via his Twitter saying, “The best part is that Kenny is the singer. #pitchy.”

All you Bieber fanatics will have to wait until summer for the big album release.

Scarlett Johansson Relieved Nude Photos Were Leaked By A Hacker

Remember those naughty photos of Scarlett Johansson that had everyone talking and drooling? Let’s just say that ScarJo is damn relieved that it was a hacker that leaked her nude photos. We are hearing that she actually feared that someone from her inner circle was responsible for sharing those pics with the world.

She tells Britain’s Stylist magazine, “It was really terrible; I felt absolutely violated. I wasn’t really aware of how vulnerable all of us are, but I think everybody is just discovering that now, especially with the recent phone-hacking scandals. It isn’t just celebrities, it’s all kinds of people who are not asking for the spotlight. Being hacked made me feel more vulnerable than I ever had previously. I couldn’t figure it out. For a while, I thought it must be someone that I knew who was posting these pictures of me and that was making me incredibly paranoid. I was looking around at all of my friends, who I have known for 20 years, wondering who the backstabber was.”

She went on to add, “To find out it wasn’t a friend who hacked in was a relief, oddly.”

Florida man Christopher Chaney was arrested and charged with 25 counts of identity theft. Apparently ScarJo wasn’t the only celebrity on his hacking list.

Even though Chaney’s life probably pretty much sucks right now, I can bet you that there are numerous people worldwide that thank Chaney for being a sneaky fox.

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Birthday Bitches

Billy Crystal is 64.

Michael Caine is 79.

Michael Martin Murphey is 67.

Walt Parazaider of Chicago is 67.

Steve Kanaly is 66.

Adrian Zmed is 58.

Jann Browne is 58.

Tamara Tunie is 53.

Penny Johnson Jerald is 51.

Michael Bland of Soul Asylum is 43.

Kristian Bush of Sugarland is 42.

Grace Park is 38.

Chris Klein is 33.

Taylor Hanson of Hanson is 29.

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Rihanna Blames Paps On Mesh Sweater Malfunction

You know that mesh sweater Rihanna wore yesterday (in case you didn’t get a chance to see it, yes that is THE sweater in the photo above) in the Big Apple? Apparently it wasn’t meant to expose her boobie stars.

When Ri was spotted leaving a New York restaurant wearing a netted top, we all could see what her mama gave her. But now that we have all seen those pics and are talking about what a ho-bag she is for tramping around with her teets flopping around, Ri is making sure that we all know that the flurry of bright flashes of the photos exposed her breasts. In other words, her exposure wasn’t intentional.

So while she posed for photos with fans in New York on Monday night, she was asked about the graphic images saying, “You mean my t**ties? F**king perv!… (It was) the flash, man!”

Mmmmhmmm. Oh how I love Ri and her fashion sense, but this time she definitely got it wrong.

Jessica Simpson Talks to Jay Leno about Nude Elle Cover

Jessica Simpson sits down for Jay Leno interview.

Despite being overly preggo, Jessica Simpson is getting her booty out to promote her new show “Fashion Star”. But really, we wanted to see what kind of hot mess came out of Simpson’s mouth.

And Jay Leno managed to squeeze in a little conversation about her nude cover she did for Elle magazine’s April 2012 issue. Simpson said, “I shot that a couple of months ago. I don’t look like that now. I wanted to do it. I mean, ELLE didn’t even ask me if I would want to do it, I just always had the idea in my mind that I would do it.”

One of the more interesting revelations from this part was that she didn’t get Papa Joe’s permission to strip off to bare all. “No. I don’t think that he would have recommended it.”

And even though it looks as though Jess could be carrying multiples, she took the opportunity to tell Jay and the world that she only has one baby in the oven. “No, it’s not twins. I know it looks like it. I’m waddling at this point. It’s a lot of weight to carry on six inch heels!”

The girl is damn brave to be wearing heels of that height during this stage of the game, especially with how large and in charge she is.

Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth SPLIT!

Some sad news for Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth fans. The duo are ending their 11 year marriage. Despite the tough and sucky time this is going to be for their whole fam, they are going to try to keep it cordial for the kiddies. They released the following joint statement, “While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time.” Here’s hoping things don’t get nasty in court. The couple have three daughters together: Luca (14), Lola (9) and Fiona (5). More on their split here.

Patrick Schwarzenegger wants to show you all that he still looks hunkalicious after his skiing accident. Scally Wag and Vagabond

Miley Cyrus talks about her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Allie Is Wired

Russell Brand is a phone smasher! Celebrity Smack

Nicollette Sheridan’s surprise voicemail in court! Yeeeah

Gerard Butler’s married mistress also got down on Dave Navarro. Radar Online

Khloe K throws anti gay slur against Scott Disick. POTP

Check out Bella as a vampire in new Twilight Breaking Dawn 2 clip. Daily Stab

Jon Hamm does not think he is handsome. Popbytes

Raquel Welch is calling YOU a sex addict

Raquel Welch is still a beauty, even at 71 years old. And when she posed in that bikini for the 1966 movie One Million Years B.C., she instantly became a sex symbol. Even though peeps had to go out to buy magazines to get their kicks, Welch seems to be happy that she was famous back then when technology wasn’t as advanced.

Today the geriatric actress refers to this day in age as an “era of porn”. She tells Men’s Health magazine, “We’ve gotten to the point in our culture where we’re all sex addicts, literally… This era of porn is at least partially responsible for it. Where is the anticipation and the personalization?…I don’t care if I’m becoming one of those old fogeys who says, ‘Back in my day we didn’t have to hear about sex all the time’. Nobody remembers what it’s like to be left to form your own ideas about what’s erotic and sexual.”

Raquel Welch has spoken, bitches. You may now resume your surfing the internet for bikini babes and washboard abbed hotties.

Akon can’t keep his name out of the headlines with his legal issues

Akon is fighting back at a construction company boss who is suing his ass over an unpaid bill. The R&B star is filing a counter suit against Southern Electric manager Jay Poorak, claiming that he was overcharged for a crappy job.

According to TMZ, Poorak charged $150,000 for renovations on Akon’s Georgia mansion that the singer is saying was work done without his permission and without a price agreement. The job was only estimated to be worth $33,660 and Poorak thought he could dig a bit deeper in Akon’s pockets.

Akon said he sure as hell is NOT going to be paying the tab and wants to regain some of the money that he has already handed over and for damages amid allegations Poorak slandered him.

Good gawd. It’s been a rough few weeks for Akon. Just last week the guy was sued by his own got damn lawyers for unpaid legal fees!

What the eff? Either Akon is too damn busy creating new music in the studio, he hired some dumbass for an accountant/handler or he just doesn’t give a crap.