• redit
  • stumble
  • youtube
  • linkedin
  • google

Celebrity VIP Lounge

More than just celebrity gossip

Octomom Goes Topless For Closer Magazine!

Well, if you’ve always wanted to see Octomom aka Nadya Suleman topless and partially naked, today is your day.

AND..the mom who had EIGHT babies in her belly at one time speaks about her goal of celibacy. In other words, if you try to get with her, she’s not going to put out.

We’ve provided our favorite quotes for you from the Closer magazine below.

Not many peeps in America are fond of Octomom because of her media whoring ways, but Octomom said the men love her. She explains, “I get way too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them now. I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.”

Now before you start thinking that she went under the knife to get this bangin’ bod, think again, bitches! “I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids – I don’t know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales. I gained an entire human when I was pregnant with the octuplets – going from 10st to over 19st – but, two months later, I was a size 8 again. Now, I never weigh myself.” It’s called having a zillion kids running around to keep up with.

She also talks about finding out that she was knocked up with EIGHT babies after already having SIX kids!

“I was grabbing my head and thinking: ‘Oh God, please God don’t let there be eight’ – but there was no way I could have aborted them, that would have been murder.”

But even though her stomach stuck out to the freakin’ moon and back, Nadya didn’t care. She said, “I didn’t really mind how I looked when I was pregnant. It happened gradually, so I got used to it. It’s all part of being a mum, it’s natural. I got stretch marks on my stomach and a lot of veins came out. But it didn’t matter to me. Even now, I’m proud of my stretch marks, although they’ve faded. My breasts had already grown back to a DD after the other kids, but they only sagged a bit with the octuplets and I breastfed them all – I don’t know how my body did it!”

Ok so maybe she did do a little bit of work to get her pre-baby bod back. She admits to doing sit-ups and hitting the gym 3 times for 2 hours each in the middle of the night.

“I’d sneak off at 11pm, but it wasn’t to get skinny, just to get stronger. I’ve never believed in diets – I just eat healthily. I’m a pescatarian and eat 15 portions of fruit or vegetables a day. I eat so much! Now, I run 40 miles a week, whenever my mum or a friend will babysit, but it’s still just for stress relief. My eldest son even comes with me sometimes – he can manage a couple of miles.”

And even though you may be looking at her like you want a piece, think again. She adds, “I’ve been celibate for 13 years and plan to remain so until the octuplets are 18. I’ve only ever slept with two men. The first was when I was 20 – we stayed in touch and he’s been my sperm donor, but we don’t talk now. The second was when I was 21. He was my boyfriend for five years. We tried for kids, but couldn’t conceive. I wouldn’t rule out a relationship in the future. But now, when men look at me, I look away and they know not to approach me. I know I’m beautiful – I don’t need a man to tell me that.”

Well when would she have a time for a man anyhow with all those damn kids?

WTF OF THE DAY: Alicia Silverstone Feeds Baby From Her Mouth

There are definitely some different parenting methods out there that I don’t necessarily agree with. Breastfeeding a kid who is 2 years or older? Not my thing. Gating my children in like a herd of cattle? Not my thing either. Chewing up food and passing it directly into my kid’s mouth? Now that’s just effing nasty…but not to Alicia Silverstone. While some peeps may think this is okay (people who are part owl or part bluebird…any of the winged species for that matter), I just shake my head and secretly gag a little bit.

Silverstone posted of video of herself feeding her son who should have been named Bird instead of Bear on her food site Thekindlife.com. And yeah, she openly shared this video like there was nothing effing odd about it.

Alicia said, “I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine.”

What in the gawd damn hell?! Doesn’t this chick think that she could be spreading viruses, bacteria or other nasty effing diseases doing this? This all goes back to my question about whether we should be licking our asses like animals do too? Just because a bird feeds their kid this way is it right for us?

There’s a difference in whipping out a teet for suckling and whipping out a tongue of chewed up and regurgitating food for your child to indulge in.

Madonna’s Latest Transformation: Pill Popper

The Queen of Pop has always been known as a trend chaser setter, but now she is chasing something that’s astonishing to some and she’s getting called out on it. It seems some people take their drugs seriously!

At Miami’s Ultra Music Festival recently, Madonna screamed to the crowd…

“In my world, the words ‘music’ and ‘dance’ are not separated, okay? How many people in this crowd have seen Molly?”

Now, my best friend is named Molly and she loves Madonna and probably would die if she knew The Material Girl was looking for her, but how wrong I was! Madonna meant something else!
Since I don’t know what Molly is, I had to scour the streets and ask a crackhead on the corner. You all should thank me for my investigative reporting!

According to our neighborhood Amy Winehouse, ‘Molly’ is slang for pure MDMA, or Ecstacy. If you have been living in a crackhouse the last few months and have not bothered to venture out of it, then I am here to report to you that Madonna’s new album is a reference to the drug, as she has titled her latest release MDNA. Well, some people are not going to stand for Vadge edging in on their territory. Some crackheads won’t let wannabes have any fun. Music star Deadmau5 ran to his Facebook account (because if it’s not on a social media outlet, it didn’t happen) to rant about Madonna:

“WHAT THE F— WAS THAT? That’s your big contribution to EDM [electronic dance music]? Thats your big message to ultra attendies? hipsterspeak for looking for drugs? f— off you f—ing IDIOT. f—.”

Read between the hyphens, folks. Deadmau5 is not having it!

So far, Madonna has not responded back.
She’s probably in a k-hole.

Khloe Kardashian vs. PETA

Or in another way to term it: man versus the wild.

Now that her little sister has been attacked by PETA with a bag of flower, the largest Kardashian in the family is letting her claws out and coming for PETA.

Watch out, PETA! Chewbacca is coming for you!

The grand dame of the wild released a statement to the press that lambasts the organization that attacked her sister last week:

“Not only has PETA lied to the public, but they have proved that they support this kind of behavior. I’ve been a vocal supporter of PETA for a long time but I have also been very vocal about anti-bullying, so this was a huge disappointment for me.

As you all know, I don’t condone violence and bullying and what happened last Thursday was just that. I am absolutely disgusted by their behavior. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions — I personally don’t wear fur but that doesn’t mean I am going to force my views on anyone else, ESPECIALLY by violating them. ”

Some people may contend that Khloe IS fur.

This is an about-face for the reality show star, who had previously posed for the group. This is a shocker to us, considering that she should be happy that an organization is supporting animals and fur, considering her lineage.

Kim Kardashian initially claimed to be over the event, but now that the media is honing in on the incident, these famewhores cannot let it go. The first rule of the Kardashian Klan?

Think of the ratings!!

Birthday Bitches

Mariah Carey is 42.

Michael York is 70.

Tony Banks of Genesis is 62.

Andrew Farriss of INXS is 53.

Dave Koz is 49.

Quentin Tarantino is 49.

Johnny April of Staind is 47.

Pauley Perrette is 43.

Brendan Hill of Blues Traveler is 42.

Elizabeth Mitchell is 42.

Fergie of Black Eyed Peas is 37.

Emily Ann Lloyd is 28.

Brenda Song is 24.

Taylor Atelian is 17.

Image via Getty Images

CELEB SPOTTING: Alicia Keys Brother Cole Cook Raises $250K On His Bday

Alicia Keys Brother Cole Cook Raises $250k On His BDay

Go shorty! It’s your birthday! It was Alicia Keys’ brother Cole Cook’s 21st birthday recently and instead of spending his birthday money on booze and strippers, he donated ALL of the proceeds to charity.

It looks as though Mr. Cook is following in his sisters’ philanthropy footsteps. This past weekend he celebrated his 21st birthday with Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz and friends while raising $250,000 to go towards his sister’s charity, ‘Keep A Child Alive’. Swizzy also laced him with 21 bottles of Ace of Spades during the celebration. Bottles be poppin’!

In addition to Alicia and Swizz, Cuba Gooding Jr, Mike Nitis Designer of Christian Louboutin, MBK and Ruff Ryders Family stopped by to show their support.

Bobby Brown Arrested For DUI!

Bobby Brown was arrested! How come this is some news that doesn’t quite surprise? Ohhhhh. Now I know. This guy has been arrested just as many, if not more times than Freckles (or so it seems like it)!

So here’s the story. Apparently Brown got his butt busted for DUI and cops believe that Bobby was drunk at the time of his arrest.

TMZ is reporting that Brown is said to have been pulled over in Reseda, California, at 12:20 p.m. PT for allegedly driving while talking on a cell phone. It’s not known what substance police believe Brown had been using before getting behind the wheel, but law-enforcement sources told the website the singer was taken into custody at a Van Nuys jail.

If this guy is boozing while behind the wheel, he’s boozing big time at his home and on the road. The guy is mourning his ex love, for crying out loud.

Brown already has a DUI conviction that he got in 1996 after being arrested in Georgia. He did serve 8 days. So I think it is safe to say, he probably will get a hefty fine and/or more than 8 days jail time. But then again, this IS California.

UPDATE: Miley Engaged?

They have been dating on and off  for three years now, but it appears that Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth could be ready to take a big step.

The superstar Tweeted a photo of her left hand rocking a mysterious diamond sparkler on Thursday with the caption, “I am sooo obsessed with @jennahipp nail foundations!”

The happy couple began dating in 2009 and have a puppy, an English bulldog named Ziggy.

Miley recently sang her Australian boyfriend’s praises at “The Hunger Games” Los Angeles Premiere, where she told Access Hollywood she’s thrilled for Liam’s recent success.

Continue Reading >>

Watch Madge and Nicki Minaj kiss!

What’s it like to kiss Madonna? Well, Nicki Minaj is letting us all know. Remember back in December when Minaj revealed to us via Twitter that Madge kissed her as part of her birthday present during a video shoot?

Well, the Madonna and Nicki Minaj kiss video has surfaced! And while Minaj’s excitement was displayed via Twitter, the kiss (in my opinion) wasn’t much to brag about.

But she made it a big deal.

“OH MY f’ingggg Gahhhh!!!!! MADONNA jus kissed me!!!!! On the lips!!!!!!! It felt sooooo good. Soooo soft!!!! *passes out* aaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!” Minaj tweeted. “*kisses each one of my barbz so they too can taste queen madonna* I love u guys sooo much!!!! This video is of epic proportion! Love uuuu!!! Yes! It was recorded!!! *hopes & prays this footage appears somewhere* lmaoooooooooooo” Yes, there is footage dahlings and you can see the kiss for yourselves!

She went on even further. “No barbz…like…seriously…it felt soooooooooo good!!!!!!! Sooooo soft! Like what?!?!?! bwahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!”

Ok so Nicki is making a big fat deal out of a peck. But I guess it IS Madge. Though she may be a bit haggard now, she once was the bomb dot com. I mean, their lips barely touched and the smell of geriatric glittery vadge probably filled the air. But got damn. This kiss can’t even really be classified as a kiss though, can it?

Check out the kiss below.

Is that Massive Ring on Jordin Sparks’ finger from Jason Derulo?!

Are Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks engaged?

Cripes. When I look at these pictures, I see one big fat ring on THAT finger and that sure as heck is not her purity ring. And Miss Jordin doesn’t seem to be hiding it either.

So now that Derulo busted his neck and he has been having to lay low at home and recover, has his down time allowed him to get so close to Sparks that he wants to take their relationship to the next level?

Well last night, the cuties were spotted hanging out at Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night in Phoenix looking awfully cuddly and close.

Even though we don’t know what kind of ring that is and why she is wearing it on THAT finger, we do know why she doesn’t wear the purity ring all of the time.

Sparks recently told the Today Show, “We were just being acquaintances but he just kind of came out of left field and swept me off my feet. I’m quite smitten with the guy, I must say. I don’t wear it (the purity ring) exactly everyday anymore but I always have something there. When I was 13 my mom spoke to me about purity and waiting for marriage and different things like that. And, you know, at the time I was like, ‘Sure that’s great,’ but I can’t say what’s gonna happen a couple of months from now. People grow”.

OMG, can you imagine the cute babies these two would have? Just sayin!

Uncle Sam Wants $6 Million from NAS!

Pay your bills, people or you’ll end up like Nassir Jones (aka NAS). The government sure as heck is not messing around with tax debts. Nas hasn’t paid his whopping bill of $6 million in tax debt and now they are garnishing his wages and everything her earns until he pays off everything that he owes! Yikes!

In other words if you are out buying a Nas album or supporting the rapper by buying yourself a Nas hooded sweatshirt, just know that you are handing your ching straight over to the government. In other words, if you hate the government you may want to rethink purchasing the next Nas album.

I don’t blame Uncle Sam for getting sick of waiting for the guy to pay up. Cripes. Six million dollars is a lot of effing money.

Here’s hoping it doesn’t take two or more albums to pay off this debt…for his sake!

Frank Langella Writes Tell-All Memoir

“There will be a fair amount of forks to the eye and knives to the throat,” Frank Langella warns at the start of his just released memoir, and he isn’t kidding.

Elizabeth Taylor, Rita Hayworth, Paul Newman, Rex Harrison, Richard Burton and Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis are among those cast in a none-too-flattering light by Broadway and film star Langella, 74, in “Dropped Names: Famous Men And Women As I Knew Them.” Harper Collins is releasing the book on Tuesday.

Continue Reading >>

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green In Trouble With The Law

Legal trouble in paradise for Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox.

The husband and wife of nearly two years are the defendants in a new lawsuit alleging the violent assault of a photographer on the beach in Hualalai, Hawaii last December.

Continue Reading >>

Cindy Crawford says her daughter Kaia has her old legs!

Cindy Crawford chats with Parade magazine.

I don’t care what anyone says, Cindy Crawford is still effing hot. In a recent interview with Parade.com, Cindy talks about what it is like to balance her busy career and being a mother to two kiddos (son Presley 12, and daughter Kaia, 10). Check out the highlights below.


“I loved it. I thought she looked great. I was proud of her. I was there when she shot it, so I know what the experience was like for her. She liked it, but she also saw that it’s hard work. When we left the shoot, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, I can’t wait to do that again,’ it was like, ‘That was kinda hard!’ The first 10 snaps are really fun and then it’s work. There’s a reason they call it a job. I thought it was a really good introduction for her to understand a little bit what I do. It was a really great experience for her. ”


“Other people see more of me in her than I do, but I just see her. I always tease her that she stole everything from me. I’m like, ‘You have my old legs and I want them back!’”


“I do! The thing that I love most about modeling is really the rapport with the photographer and the team and creating exciting images. It’s about working as a team. It’s also about communication. A picture tells a story and I think that’s what I really respond to. Maybe the story I’m telling now at 46 is different than it was at 25, but it’s still a form of communication.”

Check out the full interview with Cindy and Parade.com here.

Image via Getty Images

Cassie Talks New Album and Upcoming Collab with Young Jeezy

The lovely songstress (and part-time Diddy lovah) recently sat down with Clevver Music to discuss the details of her upcoming album.

In the interview, Cassie announces that the LP is set for release this September, and that she’s recorded over 100 songs over the past four years. In other words, she has been busy doing something other than Diddy. “It’s all in the creative process and just making sure that you get the end result that you really wanna get,” says Cassie. “It was all worth it at the end of the day.” She also revealed that a collaboration on a ballad with Young Jeezy will appear on the album.

Cassie recently unveiled the video for her lead-off single, “King of Hearts”, which has already garnered over 2 million views on Youtube. Pretty damn impressive. You know what that means? Peeps are wanting them some Cassie. September seems too far away!

Check out the Clevver Music interview with the always adoring Cassie below.