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More than just celebrity gossip

Celebrity Bingo Cards

The game of bingo traces its origins to Italy almost 500 years ago when its precursor was known as ‘Lo Giuoco del Lotto D’Italia’. Throughout the years it has become more and more popular as it has spread through Europe and then to the North American continent. In recent times with the invention and proliferation of the internet, the game has increased its exposure as numerous online bingo sites have popped up in a more frequent fashion in the wake of the expansion of the online gaming industry boom fuelled by online poker, sports betting and casino sites.

With this new interest in the game of bingo a newer, younger and more eclectic type of player has been drawn to the game. This newer generation of players from a multitude of backgrounds and demographics has not only become interested in playing bingo, they have taken their youthful exuberance and creativity to turn the game into something more social away from its online and offline forms. The most famous of the children born of this new breed of bingo players is the offshoot of novelty bingo cards.

These novelty bingo cards have been used on many occasions over recent years for major events, with the BRIT Awards as well as sporting tournaments such as the NFL Superbowl and Majors in Golf allowing the owners of the cards to view the events as interactive games where the on screen action and commentary provides the viewer the chance to check off their bingo cards and win the agreed upon prizes amongst fellow viewers and friends.

Bingo cards, however, do not only need to be created and used for major, one off events as there are many different long term situations that a set of bingo cards could be created for gaming and as a payoff between friends. For this one of the better topics to use could be a celebrity or a celebrity couple as the rich and famous stars of TV, movies and music are so frequently in the newspapers and on the internet with the high points, low points and mundane areas of their lives highlighted in a regular fashion that words used for the creation of bingo cards can be found quickly and easily.

Take, for example, Ben Affleck who has had a low point of being barred from the Blackjack tables at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas followed shortly by newly released pictures from the upcoming Superman vs. Batman film. Entries in the vein of ‘Gambling’ ‘Film Promos’ and ‘Front Page Headlines’ could all be incorporated into a bingo card for the Good Will Hunting star.

Should you choose a celebrity couple Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, who recently tied the knot in Florence in Italy, with their massive music and TV careers would offer a great set of keywords to include on a celebrity bingo card that would allow a varied and, at times, unpredictable game thanks to a fiery and passionate relationship. Recent years have seen allegations of cheating as well as their recent marriage and the birth of their daughter, so ‘Cheating’, ‘Divorce’ and ‘More Children’ all quickly spring to mind when thinking of the creation of a bingo card for these megastars.

Celebrities and the events that they attend, such as the Oscars, Grammys as well as any number of award ceremonies and film premieres are all primed and ready for the use of creating both longer and shorter term bingo card games. This will allow players to enjoy reading and hearing about their favourite celebrities while competing with friends in a competitive, yet enjoyable, style of gameplay.

James Franco’s Short Story About NOT Sleeping with Lilo is Ridiculous.

Just in case you missed it- James Franco has written a short story about how he did not sleep with Lindsay Lohan. This story was written for Vice magazine. Warning: once read, it cannot be unread.

The story, named “Bungalow 89” however, merges the actor’s reality with quite a few pop culture references. He also uses his imagination to tell a story of a “Hollywood guy” also named James that stars in a movie “Milk” and a “Hollywood girl” named Lindsay Lohan, coincidentally that sounds just like the real actress.

He wrote, “She was famous because she was a talented child actress, and now she’s famous because she gets into trouble”.

“She is damaged. For a while, after her high hellion days, she couldn’t get work because she couldn’t get insured… Her career suffered, and she started getting arrested (stealing, DUIs, car accidents, other things). But the arrests, even as they added up, were never going to be an emotional bottom for her, because she got just as much attention for them as she used to get for her film performances.”

He then went on in his short story to talk about how his character Lohan would “get money offers for her jailhouse memoirs,” among other things that have actually happened to Lohan.

“So how would she ever stop the craziness when the response to her work and the response to her life had converged into one? Two kinds of performance, in film and in life, had melted into one.”

During the story Lohan pays a visit to James’ hotel room where the two appreciate a J.D. Salinger bedtime story. The two also talk about her sexual conquests. But he decides out loud that he will not sleep with her.

Franco wrote, “Now we were lying in bed. I wasn’t going to f—k her. She had her head on my shoulder. She started to talk. I let her.”

What is even more impressive about the story that Franco has written is the amount of name dropping he does during the story. He uses several celebs in his story from Cher and Leonardo (DiCarprio) He even mentions director Gus Van Sant and photographer Terry Richardson.

Dear James Franco. STOP. JUST STOP.

Taye Diggs Opens Up About His Divorce to Idina Menzel

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Taye Diggs digs deep on finding happiness after divorce and playing a grief-stricken cop on his gripping new TNT show, Murder in the First.

Check out the highlights via Redbook magazine:

On being surprised that so many people were heartbroken when the end of his 10-year marriage to Idina Menzel was announced:
“I’d be lying if I said there weren’t times when I thought, Oh, man, people are going to trip out [if we split]. Maybe they thought it was cute that we met in Rent. There weren’t a lot of couples like us in the theater community – and I know there aren’t a lot of performers as talented as she is…and then you have the whole mixed [race] thing. It was easy for people to root for us. Right now, we’re still trying to figure out a lot of stuff because we’re on different coasts and our son is getting older.”

He’s actually a big fan of reality TV:
“I watch some pretty awful reality shows… I cried over an episode of Vanderpump Rules.”

While he plays a cop on his new TNT show, Murder in the First, he actually tackled an intruder at his own home:
“He didn’t quite enter, but he was trying to. My little one [son Walker] was home, so my Papa Bear instinct took over and I gave chase. I was cool in the moment, but afterward I realized what could have happened – that’s when fear set in.”

Check Out the Full List of Winners from the 2014 Tony Awards!

Broadway’s top actors and actresses gathered last night for the 2014 Tony Awards, hosted by Hugh Jackman at NYC’s Radio City Music Hall. The night was definitely historic and eventful as Audra McDonald tied Julie Harris’ record for six Tonys in her career and Neil Patrick Harris performed in drag as Hedwig in the musical Hedwig and the Angry Inch, a role for which he was awarded his first Tony as Best Leading Actor in a Musical!

Check out the full list of winners below!

Best Musical

“A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder”

Best Leading Actress in a Musical

Jessie Mueller, “Beautiful – The Carole King Musical”

Best Leading Actor in a Play

Bryan Cranston, “All the Way”

Best Leading Actress in a Play 

Audra McDonald, “Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar & Grill”

Best Featured Actor in a Play 

Mark Rylance, “Twelfth Night”

Best Featured Actress in a Musical

Lena Hall, “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”

Best Leading Actor in a Musical 

Neil Patrick Harris, “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”

Best Play

“All the Way”

Best Revival of a Play

“A Raisin in the Sun”

Best Revival of a Musical

“Hedwig and the Angry Inch”

Best Lighting Design of a Play

Natasha Katz, “The Glass Menagerie”

Best Lighting Design of a Musical 

Kevin Adams, “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”

Best Costume Design of a Play 

Jenny Tiramani, “Twelfth Night”

Best Costume Design of a Musical 

Linda Cho, “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder”

Best Featured Actress in a Play 

Sophie Okonedo, “A Raisin in the Sun”

Best Choreography

Warren Carlyle, “After Midnight”

Best Featured Actor in a Musical 

James Monroe Iglehart, “Aladdin”

Best Score 

Jason Robert Brown, “The Bridges of Madison County”

Best Director of a Play 

Kenny Leon, “A Raisin in the Sun”

Best Director of a Musical 

Darko Tresnjak, “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder”

Best Book of a Musical 

Robert L. Freedman, “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder”

Best Orchestrations 

Jason Robert Brown, “The Bridges of Madison County”

Best Scenic Design of a Play

Beowulf Boritt, “Act One”

Best Scenic Design of a Musical 

Christopher Barreca, “Rocky”

Best Sound Design of a Play 

Steve Canyon Kennedy, “Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar & Grill”

Best Sound Design of a Musical 

Brian Ronan, “Beautiful: The Carole King Musical”

Special Tony Award for Lifetime Achievement in the Theater 

Costume designer Jane Greenwood

Isabelle Stevenson Award 

Rosie O’Donnell

 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Winos

Hollywood’s most famous celebrity couple took their zeal for winemaking to a new level with the release of their acclaimed Miraval rosé last year. Longtime wine lover Brad Pitt and partner Angelina Jolie escape the hustle and bustle of Hollywood to pursue quiet time on the vineyard and explore new terroirs.

Check out the highlights from the interview Mr. Pitt did with Wine Spectator magazine below:

On the estate he and Angelina Jolie bought in 2012 for an estimated $60 million: “We became impassioned with this place, which could produce its own wine, its own food, and become a place where artists could congregate and share ideas.”

On being a farmer, and his love for the land: “I’m a farmer now. I love learning about the land and which field is most suitable for which grape, the drama of September and October: Are we picking today? Where are the sugar levels? How is the acidity? Is it going to rain? It’s been a schooling for me. In the off months, I enjoy cleaning the forest and walking the land.”

On his own compulsive nature: “For better or worse, given my compulsive nature, if we are going to be in the wine business, let’s make the best wine we can…I asked the question, ‘Why can’t we make world-class wine in Provence?’ Let’s approach it like a film, and let’s make something we can be proud of and people can enjoy.”

On partnering with wine superstar Marc Perrin: “I was looking for someone I could learn from and who would be interested in drawing on the strengths of Provence and the terroir of Miraval…When you look at the Rhône Valley and its great winemakers Château de Beaucastel and the Perrin family were not just at the top of our list, but make some of our favorite wines. Fortunately, [they] were interested in working with us as well.”

On what wines are coming next: “What really interests me now are the reds…We envision a superb Provence red. A super Provence. Give us seven years.”

On spending time out of the Hollywood spotlight: “It’s very peaceful and the antithesis of the drive, the want, the need to get ahead indicative of life in Hollywood. I’m instantly reminded what quiet sounds like.”

On his future goals: “There is a prevalent spirit of creativity here, and it is our goal to continue in that spirit. What comes out of it, I can’t say yet, but we want to be true to that spirit.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s first wine from Château Miraval was made in partnership with the Perrin family of Château de Beaucastel fame. The rosé rated an outstanding 90 points on Wine Spectator’s 100-point scale and ranked among the Top 100 of 2013.

Melissa McCarthy Embraces Her Big Woman-Hood

She’s sweetly silly but also a ballsy barrier-breaker. She looks more like your neighbor than your daughter’s Barbie. Instead of griping about Hollywood, she simply changed it. In short, Melissa McCarthy is the movie star we’ve all been waiting for.

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Highlights via Redbook:

Melissa McCarthy on why she felt the need to start a line of plus-size clothing:
“When I go shopping, most of the time I’m disappointed. Two Oscars ago, I couldn’t find anybody to do a dress for me. I asked five or six designers—very high-level ones who make lots of dresses for people—and they all said no.”

On how she was very gothic in college:
“I wore white kabuki makeup, had blue-black hair. At one point I shaved an inch and a half around my hairline and continued the white makeup up so it made my head look slightly deformed. I thought it was hilarious. [Laughs] I was in a little town and I just got a kick out of it. I was never sullen. I was a terrible punk—I was still so chatty.”

On her oldest daughter catching on to the more glamorous aspects of her occupation:
“She asked me, ‘Are you famous?’ And I said to her, ‘Famous doesn’t mean anything. Just because people know my face doesn’t mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better.’”

How her marriage to Ben Falcone stays so solid:
“We have a great marriage, and outside forces can’t really change that. Success doesn’t define us, even though we love what we do. The important thing is our family and kids. I see teenagers or people who are 21 and think, I was an idiot at that age. I was running around New York like a crazy woman. Thank God I only had three and a half cents to my name. I was too immature to handle success then.”

Demi Lovato Gets Honored at COSMO FOR LATINAS AWARDS

Last night, Cosmopolitan for Latinas celebrated Fun, Fearless Latina of the Year Demi Lovato at Hearst Tower in NYC. The event honored 13 fascinating individuals in the Latin community who have made outstanding strides in their fields over the past year. The honorees were chosen not only for reinventing their industries, but for their achievements that opened the door for the next generation of Latina men and women. The evening was sponsored by COVERGIRL and Colgate Optic White.

In attendance: Multi-talented recording artist Demi Lovato; CFL Editor in Chief Michelle Herrera Mulligan; CFL Publisher Donna Kalajian Lagani; Kemosabe/RCA Records recording artist and COVERGIRL Becky G; singer Jasmine V; Orange is the New Black cast members Diane Guerrero, Jackie Cruz, Laura Gomez and Dascha Polanco; Singer, songwriter, actress Thalia; Blogger Mario Lavandeira aka Perez Hilton; Chef Lorena Garcia; Immigrant rights innovator Grisel Ruiz; Founder & CEO, Pipeline Fellowship Natalia Oberti Noguera; Executive Director, National Latina Institute of Reproductive Health Jessica Gonzalez Rojas; Founder, Union City Music Project Melina Garcia; Military Sexual Abuse Advocate Regina Vasquez; and 1st female and Latina Speaker of the New York City Council Melissa Mark-Viverito.

Congratulations Demi! Girlfriend has been through a lot and got herself back on track. Well deserved!

Katy Perry Will Probably Hook Up With John Mayer Again

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Katy Perry has the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine for 63 editions of the July 2014 issue. SIXTY THREE editions. Sweet, right?

Pretty cool, but not as interesting as the interview conducted by Chelsea Handler for the magazine. Yes Katy she talked about her failed marriage to Russell Brand and her on and off again relationship with John Mayer.

Of her divorce, Katy said, “I guess I happen to be attracted to high-frequency men. It feels like a hundred lifetimes ago, so it’s like digging up an old grave. A lot of therapy has happened and a lot of understanding and growth. Sometimes you have to go through all this sh*t to get your grips on life and figure out what the next boundaries in your love life are going to be. You have to go through the mud in order to find that peaceful place. In the long run, it was necessary for me to have more of a teammate.”

When Handler asked if she’d ever hook up with Mayer again, Perry replied, “I know it sounds really hippie-sh*t, but I’m living in the now and not fantasizing about the future or (being) torn up about the past. I’m super Eckhart Tolle. I have a lot of respect for (John) still, and I know it goes both ways. There’s no bad blood, but I’m sure there will be inspired songs.” And probably another hot hookup.

Chelsea inquired about how long Katy has gone without sex and Katy was not hesitant, “Maybe six months or a year. I don’t stay single for long. I’m not like Professor Higgins with my sex life. I’m not super strict. For one, the most important thing about sex is connection.”

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Is Shakira Finally Posing for Playboy?

Rumor has it that Shakira has finally decided to pose for Playboy. No, there’s no official confirmation and yes, she’s turned the magazine down (allegedly) several times in the past. One such turndown is noted in the following tweet from 2012:

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So, why the change of heart? Well, for starters, reports claim the singer will not be completely naked. Instead, she will be wearing lingerie. Sexy lingerie, of course.

Obviously, this is not the Playboy norm per se, but there is some speculation that boyfriend Gerard Piqué has a lot to do with the cover up. I’m a little skeptical of his role, given her past turn downs. I see it more as a compromise- between Shakira and Playboy, not so much the boy. Now it’s really just like any other magazine shoot, but it’s Playboy. So cue the OMGz!

But, if you want to go the Gerard Piqué disapproves route, Shakira told Ryan Seacrest,“I have to keep in mind that he’s very jealous and territorial, and he likes things to always be under control.” 

So there’s that. And there’s the whole she had to have his approval to film the hot scenes with Rihanna in their “Can’t Remember to Forget You” video. A video that drew a lot of criticism for its apparent hotness. And yes, the whole “have his approval” part irritates me.

Still the speculation that Shakira might be in Playboy, lingerie or not, is apparently a big deal to some, regardless of why and how, and on who’s approval.  What do you think? Big deal or no?

I say no, but maybe I’m just missing something…

Kylie and Kendall Jenner Talk Kim and Kanye’s wedding

Kylie and Kendall Jenner are speaking out on the Kimye extravaganza, giving us all the lowdown on the big day…because we all really want to know how it all went down, right?

Via Extra TV:

“Extra’s” AJ Calloway caught up with Kendall and Kylie Jenner as they promoted their new sci-fi novel in New Jersey. The Kardashian sisters just back from Kim and Kanye’s wedding dishing to AJ about the wedding of the century.

Kendall saying they had a blast, “It was so much fun, it was dreamy.” Kylie adding “It was pretty incredible just to be there. It was so filled with love and to see them together was pretty awesome.”

The girls admitting being at Kim’s fairytale wedding makes them think about their own special day, but they will never be able to top Kimye’s nuptials. Kendall, “No you can never outdo Kanye!”
Kylie, “It is kind of annoying seeing them together because they’re so perfect…Something to live up to for sure.”

Kendall and Kylie also saying the may join Kourtney and Khloe as they take on the Hamptons this summer. Kendall, “We might be over there visiting our sisters and stuff.” Kylie, “I’m excited to go to the Hamptons, I’ve never been.”

As for their book some people may recognize some of the characters. Kendall, “We definitely did base like some of…” Kylie finishing her sentence, “Some of the characters on people that we know.”

Yeah, okay. I wonder who THAT could be about.

Brad Pitt’s Attacker Vitalii Sediuk Opens Up, “I don’t think something is wrong with me, I just, I am a different guy who thinks differently”

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Via Extra TV:

“Extra’s” Mario Lopez sat down with Vitalii Sediuk the Ukrainian reporter accused of attacking Brad Pitt at the “Maleficent” premiere.

Mario asking Vitalii who is now infamous for red carpet pranks around the world, including shoving his head up America Ferrera’s dress, kissing Will Smith and grabbing Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper’s crotches, the question everyone wants to know, what’s wrong with you. Vitalii’s response, nothing, “I don’t think something is wrong with me, I just, I am a different guy who thinks differently and has this entertainment spirit that probably people in Hollywood never experienced before…It’s something different, controversial, extraordinary and it’s hard to explain..I’m normal, at least I believe so.”

Vitalii who claims his intention was to hug Brad Pitt with an apology for the actor and the others he affected , “I’ll say, don’t be mad, I apologize for inconveniences that I created to many celebrities dealing with my style of entertainment…I feel sorry that I create inconveniences for Brangelina family because I knew there were no kids around, but they were at the premiere, but I kind of stole the spotlight from such an important moment.”

Vitallii also admitting now there are consequences to his actions after losing his job and getting fined, sentenced to community service, facing 36 months of probation, and being forced to say away from all award shows and red carpet events “I wouldn’t joke with the judge and I took them seriously because one thing you do for entertainment and other thing when you have legal problems and I have to tell you they’re so many consequences I experience now.”

As for what’s up next for Vitallii he said, “No more big stars and events left for me so probably I will retire.”

Retire? Wow, okay. He’s no dummy. Why would he say what he is going to do next? Silly Mario.

REPORT: Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant with Baby No. 3!

Kourtney Kardashian is reportedly pregnant again! The reality star is expecting her third child with longtime boyfriend Scott Disick!

“She is only a few months along,” a source said to Us WeeklyA guest at the Trump SoHo Hotel, where the Kourtney stayed after returning to New York City from after sister Kim Kardashian’s wedding bash also said of the reality star’s pregnancy glow, “Kourtney looked really pretty. She had a nice flush on her cheeks.” The reality star was latter spotted out with Scott, sister Khloe Kardashian, and rapper French Montana for a double date in NYC, and drank some ginger ale instead of wine.

“It was planned,” the source said of the pregnancy . “[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids.” Kourtney and Scott have two other kids, Mason, 4 and Penelope, 23 months.

Congrats to the couple and their families!I will say this, Kourtney and Scott do make some cute little kids, so I’m sure this baby will be equally as gorgeous! Not sure if their growing family will convince them to take a walk down the aisle, though.

Image via Jim Spellman/WireImage.com

Giuliana Rancic Opens Up About Her Surrogate Losing Their Second Baby

Giuliana Rancic has been through a lot of crap in her life. Good grief. I don’t know how in the heck she can handle it all. And just recently she lost her SECOND baby.

She opens up via Extra TV:

Giuliana Rancic joined “Extra’s” Mario Lopez at Universal Studios Hollywood. Giuliana opening up about the news that her surrogate, 9 weeks pregnant with the Rancics’ second baby, has suffered a miscarriage.

Giuliana said the couple who had tried all season for a new baby get the sad news on the season finale to her hit reality show “Giuliana and Bill”, “Thankfully we’ve had some time to process the news…It was hard…I mean when you get that call that you’ve had a miscarriage, I’ve had a miscarriage myself that I talked about a few years ago, before we had Duke, then our surrogate had one and we were just devastated.”

Giuliana telling Mario that the news wasn’t only hard for them, but their surrogate, who also carried their first son.“Our priority at the time, once we were able to take the emotion out of it a little bit, we wanted to make sure our surrogate who carried Duke for us, that knew she it was not her fault, this is something that is so common, it happens all the time, it happened to me, we wanted her to feel ok with it. She’s good with it, she’s also processed it, we’re all moving forward.”

Rancic revealing it was tough to get the news while being filmed for her show, “We wanted to hear the news then get away from the camera to process it ourselves and that why it probably comes off a little ambiguous tomorrow night, but we wanted to clear it up.”

Giuliana saying the couple will try again for another baby, “We had to take a break, it’s just a lot to digest and were just trying to figure it out now that a little time had passed we’re trying to figure out when is a good time to start again…Our surrogate, we would love her to be on board were not gonna pressure her in anyway, but she says she’s on board.”

She continued, Bill and I want another baby more than anything else. It’s god’s plan…Our faith is very important to us and I know everything happens for a reason…I’ve been through a lot, breast cancer, infertility. miscarriage, I’ve been through a lot, but somehow, you know the big man always figures it out…We’re so happy today and we always get though things, we’re gonna keep fighting.”

The Brady Bunch’s Ann B. Davis Dead at 88

Sad news! Ann B. Davis, best known for her role as witty housekeeper Alice Nelson on the hit sitcom, The Brady Bunch, has died at the age of 88.

A close friend of the actress, Bishop William Frey, said that she died at a hospital in San Antonio, Texas, where she was treated after hitting her head in a fall. After suffering  a subdural hematoma, he said, she never regained consciousness.

Actress Florence Henderson, who played mom Carol Brady on the show, was sad to hear of her former co-star’s death. “I am so shocked and sad to learn that my dear friend and colleague, Ann B Davis, died today,” she said in a Facebook post. “I spoke with her a couple of months ago and she was doing great!”

Back in 2004, in speaking with the Archive of American Television, Davis described how she created the famous character. “I made up a background story. I did have a twin sister, so I used that as a basis. I cared very much about this family. It was my family. It was as close to my family as Alice would ever get. I would have died for any single one of them at any point,” she said. “You know, they wrote me such gorgeous things to do, as the intermediary between the kids and the adults, and between the boys and the girls. And they gave me funny things to do.” The role earned her two Emmys, as well as a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Though her character was great with kids and housework, Davis admitted in an interview with People magazine in 1992 that she was not like her character much at all. “I basically don’t do that well with children, although my sister says I’m a great aunt,” she said, also stating that she hated to cook. “When it’s my turn in the house,” she told the magazine, “we just eat out.”

So sad to hear of her passing! She was definitely an iconic actress whose legacy will live on.  Thoughts go out to her family and friends.

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Miley Cyrus Robbed Again!

Miley Cyrus’ home has been broken into yet again, and the thieves are no joke. Police are investigating the possible break in at the pop star’s home in the Valley, but according to reports they made out with the singer’s Maserati and jewelry.

Her assistant called the cops when she came home sometime between Saturday night and Sunday morning and she noticed that things in the home were out of place.

Miley wasn’t home at the time and there isn’t a sign of a forced entry leaving police officers to review the security footage in order to search for clues. They also sent a fingerprint unit to the home to aid in the investigation.

Police have since issued a statement, “The suspects were able to gain access into the residence and garage. They removed property including jewelry and a 2014 White, 4-door, Maserati Quattroporte. No one was home at the time of the burglary.”

I am having a hard time wrapping my head around the whole car stealing bit. I didn’t know that was a thing, but then again I don’t have a Maserati. It just seems like a way to draw instant attention to yourself. 

Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just driving away in your car. You can keep the TVs, I’m good.