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Celebrity Gossip Heard All Over The Web

Zoe Saldana Secretly Married!

Which only goes to prove that anyone can keep their love lives out of the press if they truly want to. So for all those celebrities that say it’s impossible, here’s exhibit A!

Saldana, who was briefly dated Bradley Cooper married artist Marco Perego this summer in a small ceremony involving only their closest friends and family, we are now discovering. Saldana and Perego exchanged nuptials in London.

Saldana already had been quoted as wanting to start a family soon and if she doesn’t have some of the cutest babies in Hollywood with this man, that right there could be a justifiable reason to divorce him.

Congratulations to the couple and Bradley Cooper has lost out big time!!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Jane Lynch’s Ex-Piece Wants It To Rain!!

And when we say rain, we mean checks, checks, and more checks!

Remember a couple of months ago when we reported that everything was going smoothly and amicably for actress Jane Lynch and her wife of three years, Lara Embry?

How quickly things change!

Jane, who still supports gay marriage, may also be about to support gay homicide. It seems that Embry is asking for mucho dinero now – to the tune of $93,000 a month!

Escandalo!

Who needs that much money a month? They were only married for three years! All she should get with that is the box set (collector’s edition of course) of The L Word!

What is more shocking is that Lynch is not scoffing at the amount. Let’s see how much she shells out in the long run.

Stay tuned…

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Orlando Brown Sentenced to 180 Days Behind Bars

Orlando Brown, best known for his role as Eddie on Disney’s That’s So Raven, is locked up! Two weeks into a 180-day sentence, Orlando was sentenced to jail time after failing to show proof that he completed court-ordered alcohol education classes after he was arrested in 2011 for a DUI.

Even though he technically has 6 months, it’s expected that he will be released early on Sept. 19, since LA County jails are so overcrowded! Lucky him!

This isn’t Orlando’s first run-in with the law. He was arrested back in 2007 for drug possession in Texas. Cops pulled him over for driving at night without headlights, and then found nine grams of weed in his side door when the car was searched!

These child stars need to get their lives together! Yeah we’re all human and mistakes, but something so dumb as drunk driving? Come on Eddie! He’s getting out on a technicality, but hopefully he doesn’t do something stupid again. If so, he’ll definitely be in there a lot longer!

Image via David Livingston/Getty Images

Dennis Quaid and Wife Reconcile…Again!

We’re always reporting on stars breaking up and throwing in the towel, but for every celebrity couple that quits their coupling, there are others that are fighting hard for their love! Case in point?

Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly.

If you recall, Kimberly filed for divorce last year, but then they reconciled in March. However, the papers had already entered the next round of processing and she couldn’t take back her request. Well, the judge has finally granted the couple’s wishes to remain together and everything is cheery and nice yet again.

Which is probably a good thing for Dennis, since they have two small children together and alimony in Los Angeles ain’t cheap! Remember that song? It’s never rang more true:

it’s cheaper to keep her!

Additional reporting: A. Neff King

John Cusack Is a Wanted Man

And not in the way he’d like!

The critically acclaimed actor has had his share of stalker love lately. This time, it’s gotten to the point where he’s had to call in the boys in blue!

It seems that Elizabeth Diane Pahlke has been after Cusack for years. But then again, who hasn’t? He’s been linked to nearly half of Hollywood, always seemingly flying under the radar when it comes to some of Tinseltown’s biggest manwhores. But according to legend, Johnny is definitely one that should be included on that list. And evidently, Elizabeth feels she should be too, which is why she’s been stalking him forever and a day now. Maybe John Cusack should just do her and get it over with?!

The police are charging her with two felony counts – attempted burglary and another count of stalking. She already violated the restraining order that Cusack placed on her from before. Her bail is set somewhere between $150,000 – $200,000 and she could face nearly 5 years in jail.

Someone get John a bat for Christmas because he may need it!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Image via WENN

Fat Joe: Prison Bound

Another rapper bites the dust!

Fat Joe, aka Joseph Cartagena, will be spending the next four months in Miami’s Federal Detention Center for tax evasion. And instead of fleeing the scene off the crime and wasting more tax payer money, the rapper turned himself in to Uncle Sam.

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According to reports, Fat Joe forgot to ante up all the dinero back in 2007 and 2008 to the IRS…to the tune of more than $1 million dollars. And like just about any hip hop star can tell you, Uncle Sam does not P L A Y when it comes time to pay. And Mr. Cartagena should be breathing a sigh of relief as he was originally sentenced to two years in jail for his crimes. He’s now had everything reduced to four months, $15,000 in fines, and one year of supervised release.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Dahlia: ‘Plastique’ – C’est Chic!

Plastique: The Review

If you lived in Berlin in the 00s, then you know that this album is one of the soundtracks of that era. Known as one of the electro queens of Berlin in the 00s, Dahlia’s music encompasses the sonic landscape and feel of a city that swam in the underground, then spit the excess out at the mainstream. As an electro cabaret performer and provocateur, the songs fit perfectly with her live performances, which are never the same show twice – depending on the venue, there are more than enough tracks for the notoriously decadent Kit Kat Club or the more sophisticated Sage Club. If you know Peaches and Miss Kittin, then Dahlia and Plastique should also be a part of your musical library. Stand out tracks include the NSFW-ish Cock Block and the sultry DeeperDahlia.

Plastique is now available on iTunes and Amazon. As an exclusive offer, a free mp3 of any of the songs will be given to anyone that writes a review on either of the sites below. You must be over 18 years of age!

http://www.amazon.com/Plastique-explicit/dp/B00DUM2TF4

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/plastique/id671916437

Amanda Bynes: Let the Lock-Up Begin!

It looks like Amanda’s gonna be shackled by her parents now!

A judge has just decidedamanda-bynes-1-600 that the actress and blue haired maven must pretend she is under 18 years of age again and do what her parents say!

At least for the immediate future.

The judge decided that Amanda was a danger to herself and others (including fashion) and was trying to help improve her mental health. Her parents contend that their daughter is blowing through her $4 million in savings and planning to put a stop to the fall out. How long will Amanda be under her parent’s control?

The conservatorship lasts until September 30th, with a move to make it permanent decided at that time. Amanda may want to get Britney on speed dial and find out how she should act to get released. On second thought…maybe she shouldn’t!

Amanda Bynes: Shackled!

It looks like America’s Favorite Crackie (sorry, Lindsay!) is not going anywhere anytime soon!

Behold the power of the 5150 hold!

According to reportsextralarge, a judge has ordered the blue haired pyscho case to remain in the mental ward for a bit longer. Now, Amanda doesn’t seem to significant chunks of her medulla oblongata are missing, but those close to her know better. So as her parents fight to keep her under lock and key, Amanda’s paid pieces are trying to break her out of the cray cray clink. Bynes is on meds now, but is still considered a danger to herself and others. According to friends, she seems to be schizophrenic. If this is the case, then we hope she gets all the help she needs. If that is not the case, she is one crazed loon and we say let her out so we can report on this ignunce because she is putting Lohan out of business!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

The Strawberry Snortcake Returns!

But this time we are gonna give this crackie a breakie and vow to support her until further notice because she’s asking for more rehab time and saying she is serious about her rehabilitation.

Furthermore, the judge in her case has ordered more therapy for her, so maybe she will be forced to get better whether se likes it or not. Maybe this will also allow her to stop making trashy ass movies that damage Liz Taylor’s good name.

Maybe!

But in the latest news, Loan is headed off to Europe for a bit of R&R, so we hope she doesn’t end up at some London nightclub doing blow off of Boy George’s ass crack!

We’re just saying!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Natasha Henstridge: D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Natasha is hurling her ring to the other side of the room. The ‘Species‘ star has just filed for divorce from her man of barely two years, Darius Campbell. Citing irreconcilable differences, Henstridge has split from Campbell, who achieved minor fame as a contestant on Britain’s ‘Pop Idol‘ competition.

According to documents, the two have been separated since April 10, 2013. No kids are involved in their split, although Henstridge has two from a previous relationship. And no one is asking for spousal support, so that’s a relief as it is obvious they are keeping it amicable.

Teresa & Joe facing 50 years in prison?

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We knew Teresa Giudice and husband Joe were in a mess of trouble, but suddenly “mess” doesn’t seem like an accurate description. Today the couple was hit with a 39 count indictment. Let’s let that sink in…. 39 counts.

That’s not a “mess of trouble”, that’s a sh*t storm.

According to TMZ, U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman announced the charges today, which range from tax evasion to bank fraud . The indictment claims that the couple committed multiple counts of bank and tax fraud from 2001-2008.

Specifically, that they overestimated their income in order to illegally obtain multiple mortgage loans from multiple banks, defrauding those banks of millions. It also alleges that the couple withheld information vital to their Chapter 7 filing in 2009, and that Joe had failed to file tax returns from 2004 to 2008.  Other charges include conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud.

In total, the couple face over 50 years in prison, if convicted.

The Ties (And ‘Rents) That Bynes

Amanda Bynes better call up Britney Spears and get a quick conference on the world of cray because she is entering it full throttle! After getting into some light fire fare over the past weekend, a judge has decided that Amanda is best kept under wraps, shackles, straightjackets, et cetera. As she remains in the psych ward for further evaluation, her parents are attempting to gain a conservatorship over her.

Lynne and Rick Bynes have filedorig-21230599 the necessary paperwork to set the wheels in motion to protect their daughter from further outbursts of f*ckery. They allegedly had tried before, but Amanda had not done enough in the field of craziness to warrant such an intervention, but now it looks like things have taken a change for the worse and it looks like Amanda will be on a leash possibly for the next few months. And while in the psych ward, Amanda was tested for all drugs and guess which one she came up positive for?

Green sugar madness!

Does this mean that her crazy crown is about to get yanked? Has the door been open yet again for Lindsay Lohan to recover it?!

Stay tuned!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Toni Braxton Is Finally Single

It’s official. The ‘Un-Break My Heart’ singer is now on the market again after finalizing divorce proceedings from her husband of the last 12 years, Keri Lewis of Mint Condition fame. The couple have two sons together, named Denim and Diezel. Their representative issued a statement regarding the divorce:

“The couple has had an amicable split and will still both be actively involved in raising their two sons, 11-year-old Denim and 10-year-old Diezel.”

Keri and Toni has been married since 1998, but have been separated since 2009. Why did it take so long to make the divorce official? Maybe we’ll find out through some lyrics in Braxton’s next album release.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Courtney Love: Lien Times

Courtney Love is like no other. She just cannot seem to say out of the press. And of course, it’s usually never good. Whether it’s battling Dave Grohl over her dead husband Kurt Cobain’s estate, verbally slapping her daughter via Twitter, or beating her fans with a mic, she puts other celebrities to shame wit her lack thereof. And now? What has Miss Love done to leap to the front pages of yet again?

It’s C.Love vs. Uncle Sam!

And we all know how this one always ends!

It seems like yet again, the IRS is knock, knock, knockin’ on her door – to the rune of $260,000. The IRS claims1340750370_courtney-love-zoom that this money has been owed since 2009 and 2011 and they’re impatiently waiting for a check. If anyone listens to Courtney Love in interviews, she is always gloating about how much money she has, so this should be just a drop in the bucket, right? And if not, the IRS will surely take a cut of her money from her upcoming memoir, which should sell handsomely.

Expect that book to drop around Christmas time and expect the IRS to show up at Courtney’s house just before New Year’s to collect!

(if not before!)