If Lindsay Lohan shows up at Brooke Mueller’s door in the next few days, it’s because she’s heard what everyone has been ranting about the last few days. The
former present former crackhead just won a ton of money from her lawsuit with the 16th, 17th, 18th we’ve lost count 19th rehab center she just entered. And seriously, when you enter rehab that many times, don’t you get the 20th visit for free or something? Surely, there is some kind of bonus or consolation prize for being locked up for thirty days or more without being able to touch the good stuff?! It seems someone from the clinic, The Canyons, leaked Mueller’s information to the media, including why she was there.
As if that was a secret?!
But other than her addiction to the white stuff, they also handed over her documents regarding her admissions process, which is a big big no-no. Seen as a victory for crackwhores everywhere, The Canyons just had to fork over a quarter of a million dollars to Charlie Sheen’s ex.
Don’t even try to read between these lines, folks, because they’ve already been snorted!