After numerous rumored affairs and at least one known love child, Arnold Schwarzenegger has the balls to ask his wife Maria Shriver for one last chance? Oh good gawd. Seriously?
They’ve been married for 25 years, but who the hell knows how long Arnold’s willy has been wandering. Despite his secret love child produced with her former family housekeeper, Arnold supposedly is BEGGING Maria for one last chance.
Ian Halperin, an unauthorized Schwarzenegger biographer, told Extra TV that Arnold is desperate to patch things up with his pissed off and heartbroken wife. Halperin said, “He’s actually shed tears. He knows he’s done wrong, and he’s begging on his knees for forgiveness and one last chance. Arnold has been making calls to Maria repeatedly, asking her for one more chance.”
But Ian says that “Maria wants no part of it.” And really, do you blame her?
My advice to Maria is go for his millions because you earned it, dammit! Also girl, go get yourself a new wardrobe and a hair cut. Looking fierce and smoking hot is the sweetest revenge.