Angelina scores another victory in the tabloids and somewhere in a cave with her old nose and haircuts, Jennifer Aniston is screaming like a banshee. Because at the end of the day, even with a new man and a middling career, she still cannot one-up the true Queen of All Media (Oprah, sit your ass down!)
In an upcoming NY Times edition of the, the Oscar winner (another slap to Jennifer Aniston), mother of six (*slap* to Aniston again), and soon to be wife of Brad Pitt (you need some Kleenex, Maniston?), reveals that she had a preventive double mastectomy in February after doctors told her she carried the gene for breast cancer and had an 87% chance of contracting it. Here is a snippet:
“I am fortunate to have a partner, Brad Pitt, who is so loving and supportive. So to anyone who has a wife or girlfriend going through this, know that you are a very important part of the transition. Brad was at the Pink Lotus Breast Center, where I was treated, for every minute of the surgeries. We managed to find moments to laugh together. We knew this was the right thing to do for our family and that it would bring us closer. And it has.”
Now that she has had treatment, her risk is under 5%.
In other words, Jennifer Aniston still has a slight chance at revenge.