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Angelina Jolie Is Always Busier Than Jennifer Aniston

You all should know by now how which side I like my bread buttered on when it comes to all things Jolie-Aniston…

I like it Jolie slathered. And so, having said that, I must cover her impending nuptials with such vengeance that Jennifer Aniston is forced to hurl herself and her formidable chin over a cliff. There has been no news on when Brangelina plan to actually have this wedding. Jolie’s schedule is so busy with saving the world that she will have to find a way to squeeze in a wedding to her piece of the last seven years. Hell, if he’s waited seven years to get hitched to The Steeltrap Thundercat (as I affectionately call her), what’s one more?!

Since flashing her new ring, Jolie has been a busy bee. She was recently promoted to Special Envoy of High Commissioner Antonio Guterres by the United Nations Refugee Agency. What have you done with your fame, Jennifer Aniston? By my count, you’re behind by six children, an Oscar, a few Golden Globes, Bafta, a high profile lesbian relationship, and several hit action movies. And let us not forget…a MAN. You need to get your game right, hussy!

Plus, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in talks to star together in another movie for Ridley Scott entitled The Counselor. So in a few more months, Jennifer Aniston will be forced to see billboards of those two all over Los Angeles and cry again…
like it’s the first time.