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Toni Braxton Is Finally Single

It’s official. The ‘Un-Break My Heart’ singer is now on the market again after finalizing divorce proceedings from her husband of the last 12 years, Keri Lewis of Mint Condition fame. The couple have two sons together, named Denim and Diezel. Their representative issued a statement regarding the divorce:

“The couple has had an amicable split and will still both be actively involved in raising their two sons, 11-year-old Denim and 10-year-old Diezel.”

Keri and Toni has been married since 1998, but have been separated since 2009. Why did it take so long to make the divorce official? Maybe we’ll find out through some lyrics in Braxton’s next album release.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Gary Dourdan: I’m Broke

As if this is a secret? As if we suspected no less from someone that makes Courtney Love look like a rehab success? No, I’m not going to even invoke Amy Winehouse’s name here, because she deserves better, rest in peace. Dourdan is one of those sorry ass bastards that was a pretty face, but is now just a sad case of how fame can bring you up, perk up your titty balls, and then snatch it all away in the breadth of a crackpipe hit.

Speaking of which…

The former CSI star (and that’s stretching it) has officially broken down and admitted that he’s broke. The Toni Braxton Brokedown Syndrome has struck again and this time…

it’s personal.

Enter TMZ.
Enter Bankruptcy Scene Investigators.
Enter Chapter 11.

Dourdan owes back taxes totaling nearly two million dollars and unless something changes in his universe real quick, he’s about to be sharing a shack with Ms. Braxton.

Perhaps they should do a porn together? And would this porn be before or after the tax man re-possesses Toni’s tittyballs?!

Toni Braxton Is Broke: Round Three

Toni Braxton could, as my father used to blatantly put it, “f*ck up a wet dream”. So this latest news about Toni and her financial f*ckery does not surprise me in the least. The question is this:

How many times can someone file for bankruptcy? Is there a limit to the amount of times you can run to the government and declare yourself broke? It seems like every few years, Toni Braxton is in the news for being broke. And here we are, yet again, addressing her status. Now comes news that the Braxton Family Values star is being sued for $57,000 in stolen advertising.

According to a company called National Promotions & Advertising, Braxton agreed to promote the show’s second season by posting over 4,000 posters of the show’s cat members all over the United States. The company claims it held up its end of the bargain but Braxton and the producers of the show did not and now they are taking all parties to court. NPA says it has been trying to receive their funds since last November with no luck and now they want the $57,000 plus damages.

I could have told NPA that they won’t be getting any money from Braxton, because in short?

She doesn’t have any to give them! Sure, she can spend thousands of dollars on weaves and makeup and clothes, but paying bills on time does not seem to be one of them. A representative for Braxton (she can afford one?!) says that she is not involved in the marketing of the series and that is left entirely up to the people at WEtv.

Haven’t we heard this before?

See you in court, Toni!

Birthday Bitches

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Toni Braxton is 40
Rachel McAdams is 32
Allison Munn is 34
Shawn Ashmore is 29
Judy Landers is 47
Marc van Uchelen is 38
Barry Potter is 30
Michele Daves is 47
Thom Yorke is 40
Dale Watson is 46