Tara Reid, as we all know, was/is the Lindsay Lohan of the early 2000s. Of course, Lindsay Lohan took that crack baton and was showing no signs of giving it up any time soon, but damn rehabilitation clinics got in the way. So now that The Unhinged Ginge is drying out for about 80 more days, Tara Reid and Amanda Bynes are suddenly coming out of the crack woodworks to snatch that baton and reclaim the crown!
On Wednesday night, Tara was back to her old Hollywood skanktricks. The paparazzi caught her outside a club having difficulty standing. While many consider some of her best work to be possibly horizontal, we’ve got to say that this is never the best look in public.
But perhaps Tara just had an off night because unlike Lohan, she did not get behind the wheel and run over a few photographers and then blame her assistant. Ms. Reid didn’t hit someone else’s car and then flee the scene of the crime. No no no! Tara kept it semi-classy and had a driver take her drunk ass home.
Ah, welcome to adulthood.
We’re waiting on you, Lindsay!