Lindsay Lohan is the hottest in hot ass messery that has ever messed up and although we cannot stand Strawberry Snortcake most times, we must admit…
She makes us laugh!
So we will be more than a bit peeved when she does her time on Rehab Drive. Who are we going to report about as The Strawberry Snortcake dries out her freckled f*ckery in the sanctity of a clinic? Who else are we going to jeer and laugh at as she cools her hot plate in the clinky clink?!
We’re not sure what we’re going to do but what we do know is that whatever happens, it will be an epic 90 days for all involved. So now what has this alleged talented actress done that will be sure to cause an eyeroll in your immediate future?
Hohan has run back to the lawyer she fired, Shawn Holley.
Now, Ms. Holley, who has been by Lindsay’s side forever and a day, was/is owed back pay from the Lohan camp but yet and still she is now back to dig this trick out of the grave. According to reports, Mark Heller, who Lindsay has been paying with pipe dreams and dandelions, has been kicked to the crack curb because we all know that Holley and Hohan are a match made in heaven and no one can come between them! What we know now is that Holley is trying to arrange a deal that gets Lindsay in a facility other than Morningside and quick! If not, there’s another warrant in her future!
Here we go again!!!