Let us refresh your memory.
She’s the one that used to be known for stunt queen partial nudity before Miley Cyrus decided hat clothes are for losers. Well, over the weekend, she was almost killed by wildlife. Unfortuntely, for the entire world, the animal had pity on her and let her make it.
Ri-ho-ho was in Phuket over the weekend trying to get freaky with a loris and of course, she just had to run to one of her social media accounts to let everyone know where she was and what she was doing. Rihanna posted photos with a cute furry animal. As it turns out, the cute furry animal is known as a loris, which can be deadly if it releases its poison. Basically, if it comes into contact with humans, the poison would have had Rihanna twerkin’ until nothing was workin’.
As in death.
But Ri-Ri, ever the survivor, managed to live another day and now that loris is being seen as a heel for not carrying out the deed.
additional reporting: A. Neff King