Being Miley Cyrus is hard work.
When you are one of the richest poptarts in the world, it takes tons of money to make you look a certain way.
So do not even question Miley’s mission when she turned to her stylists and said with her most serious face:
“Spare no expense! Make me look like a Polish hooker working near the back fields of Krakow.”
Haters may scoff, but Miley is a sinspiration to young
hookers girls everywhere! Not only is she saving households tons of money with her lack of clothing that influences what all girls under 25 buy, but she is bringing back whore core values to America! It’s almost enough to make us shed a tear here at CelebrityVipLounge. Miley Cyrus is a national treasure that must be celebrated!
And if you are wanting to steal this look, it’s quite easy and quite cheap. All you need are some cotton swabs, some dental floss, and a dead baby rabbit. Mix, stir, skin it, and blur the lines of common sense, taste, and decency simultaneously!
And before you hate on her, let us remind you who has the #1 single in the country right now? Who is the envy of every girl this side of the
ho stroll equator right now? Who has one of the hot Hemsworth brothers on her arm right now?
I guess those classy get-ups can only carry a poptart so far!
additional reporting: A Neff. King