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Nadya Suleman Is Officially a Porn Star

This woman’s poon just keeps going and going and going. After spitting out enough children to make her own gang, Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman is out to prove that her nether-region can take a beating and keep on ticking!

At the AVN Awards (the official adult entertainment industry awards) this weekend, the mother of 1700 children won a trophy for Best Celebrity Sex Tape. Now you and I both know she is no celebrity, but whatevs. Suleman had this to say about her victory and the possible checks she can generate:

“Seriously it has not sunk in yet. This is fantastic, what an honor. Hopefully this will open the doors to more opportunities. I’m proud I did this movie, it helped me grow into a woman. Octomom Home Alone is a true reflection of my intimate side. I am excited to have the award, I am trying to figure out where I will put it.”


We know where can put it!

Maybe she should put it in her special hole? Because if she can spit eight babythings outta there at one time, surely a little trophy can do no harm? Maybe that can be her next tape. ‘Sexy Times With My Trophy’!

Octomom Is This Close to Making Her Next Porno


And I know there are people out there that eagerly await her next skin flick, too. That, in and of itself, is enough to make one want to hurl. But hey, different strokes for different folks!

Yet again, the mother of 12,000 children is back on welfare and is looking for a check to get her through the lean times. After five months of not being on government assistance, the part-time porn actress may have to run back to the studios to make another one or she will lose her house and/or children!

According to numerous reports, Nadya is receiving approximately $1,800 for food, $1,000 for emergency cash, and Medi-Cal benefits for mental health and dental issues. I’m sure there isn’t enough Medi-Cal money in the world to rid this trick of her mental health issues. And if you live in the state of California, you should know that you all are funding her f*ckery, so if you should happen to see her out and about on the streets, you tell Octomom that she’d better get her dildos, stripper poles and heels out the closet and go get some cash! And then slap her for costing you money!

It’s a recession!

OctoMom Is Honored By Porn Industry

Just me writing that title alone made me throw up in my mouth a little. You know it is a sin and a goddamn shame when the porn industry has sunk to lows so low the Kardashians are gasping! The AVN Awards, the ho-est highest honor one can receive from the porn industry, just announced their nominees in the major categories and lo and behold…Octomom has received four nominations.

That’s less than half an award per child shot from her poon.

And if you think Octomom Nadya Suleman is embarrassed about the possible awards being hurled her way, think again. Being the attention whore that she is, the mother of 918 kids plans to go to the awards show in Las Vegas and is completely ready to hop on stage and thank her fans.

Whoever they may be.

Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign are the categories she is up for.

And some of you reading this know you bought this DVD, and you should be ashamed. Why buy this DVD when you can download Kim Kardashian getting a fresh whizz of pee-pee on her titty balls?!

It’s a recession!

Heidi Montag Clings to Her 15th Minute By Stripping

Just like Octomom before her, Heidi Montag is not one to sit idly by and let her fame (or infamy) subside without a fight to the finish. When the networks try to keep her down, refusing to cast her in shows like Celebrity Rehab 17 or whatnot, Montag puts on her big girl pants and plots a course of action! Not that Heidi has 17 chirrenz to feed, but her titty balls cost about as much as a small army of babythings, so it only makes sense that she’s putting the girls to work.

According to sources, the former D-list reality star has just managed (along with her sleazy ass husband/pimp Spencer Pratt) to convince someone to shell out $25,000 at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Las Vegas. But here’s the part that makes no sense.  Montag doesn’t even have to pop her plastic princesses out for the crowd. Heidi and her G-cups will be covered the entire night. She is only there to host the club’s 3rd year anniversary party.

So for those of you calling Montag every synonym in the book for slut can just stop it right now. As it turns out, she has morals somewhere deep in her areolas. And if you happen to be there for the night, be sure to snack on the sushi the club has planned to serve that night.

It’s Madge’s Fault Octomom Went Topless for Album Cover.

If you’ve been wondering who to thank for Octomom’s topless album cover, look no further than Madonna. Yes, according to TMZ, the mother of 14 says that it was Madge that inspired her to bare it all for her music.

As TMZ reported earlier, Octomom is releasing a single with reality TV star Adam Barta, but they’ve changed the title of the song from “get on the Dance Floor” to “Sexy Party.”

And apparently, the cover art for “Sexy Party” is completely inspired by Madonna. Everything from the crosses in the background to the rosary and even the boob baring is all in honor of Madge.

If you’re looking to get your hands on that single, it drops September 4th. As for me, I’m going to try and deal with the unfortunate imagery that is created when the words “Sexy Party” is combined with the thought of Octomom topless and singing. My eyes, my ears… everything hurts.

Stripper Poles Save The Day for OctoMom

The next time you see that woman in your neighborhood with too many mouths to feed from men with more daddies than diapers…that woman that always comes to your house to borrow sugar AND rent…you tell her to stop asking for your hard earned commodities and take it to the pole!

Remember some months back when Octomom was crying about her dinero getting tighter than well…her hole? That she would be forced to sell her stretchmarked body to take care of her 14 children unless a miracle occurred? Well, one obviously did because not only did OctoMom manage to get off of welfare, but she also managed to do so by writhing around a pole. Further proof that men will look at anyone’s titty ball set if given the possibility.

TMZ reports that OctoMom got off of welfare last month after a three month stint and chose not to continue with the assistance from the generous state of California. Now that she is off the dole, does that mean she’s going to continue on the pole?

Stay tuned!

Octomom Strips down for Gentleman’s Club In Florida!

Octomom ain’t never scared!

Even though she had a pending lawsuit against her, the mother of 14 decided to peel her clothes off at the Playhouse Gentleman’s Club in Hallandale, Florida. It was her stripping debut that may get her in big doo doo with West Palm Beach’s rival club T’s Lounge that she breached her contract with and the owner of T’s isn’t thrilled.

The owner told the Palm Beach Post, “I was supposed to be the first, and no one else was supposed to get her.” So why did Octomom bail on T’s? Well duh! The guy called her cray cray! Who wants to be called that? And now he’s suing Suleman for more than $15k for bailing.

So what was her stripping debut really like? Apparently she performed a couple tracks.

TMZ reports that Suleman rocked to Ri’s “S&M” and danced in a dominatrix-like ensemble as well as a naughty school girl outfit. A fellow dancer said of Octomom’s debut, “She’s really stiff. Oh my God, she can’t dance. But it’s good for the rest of us girls because she made it a busy Friday night. We’re going to get extra tips.”

Despite Octomom’s lack of talent, she sure drew a crowd and I am sure she made a killing. Not only were t-shirts being sold that read “I saw Octomom naked at the Playhouse South” but so were autographed photos ($10 each) and $25 for a photo with Suleman.

Get it, girl!


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OctoMom Has a Man

Woe the man that is attracted to a woman with 14 mouths to feed. Especially…especially when none of the mouths are none of your own spawn. But apparently, a man has stepped up to the plate that Octomom Nadya Suleman is serving, becuase she has been linked to a man. Yes, a man! For those of you that are man-less and reading this, prepare to stab yourself with a pair of chopsticks, because the story trickens…

Get this…he’s thirteen years younger than she is!

That’s right. Not only does Octomom have a birthing hole unlike no other; she also seems to be a new breed of cougar. Suleman was spotted at LAX with her new piece, identifified as Frankie G. According to sources, he is an amateur bodybuilder and the two have been bumping pieces for the last two months. This is after Nadya swearing up and down that she had been celibate for the last thirteen years and would be so until all her children were of adult age. Well, apparently, her no-no region had a tingling that could not be avoided and the new porn star is back on the dating scene. Apparently, the two met at church.

Alright for Nadya praying for pole.

The Lord works in mysterious (and skanky-nasty) ways!

Octomom Endorses the Octoloan

Octomom is in dire need of cash and that was evident when we heard about the whole self-pleasure porn video. Well now, her financial situation is getting even more desperate (if that is even possible?) as Miss Financially Responsible (sense the sarcasm). And now you can be Financially Responsible too! I introduce to you, a dangerously high-interest cash loan called “Octoloan” that the mother of 14 is endorsing.

You can now borrow as much as $1,000 instantly and probably pay double that back! Yeah, definitely a good idea for people who are poor money managers!

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Octomom (aka Nadya Suleman) is working on her promo shots for her self pleasure (aka porn movie, aka sex tape) video and from what it looks like she is taking this role seriously! Not only is she dressing the part (busom busting out of a gold and black string bikini, anyone?), she is taking lessons from porn star Jessica Drake. Seriousness.

According to Octomom, Drake “opened up my eyes to a whole world of self-pleasure” and Drake enjoyed her time working with Octomom as well saying, “I am honored to have helped [Suleman] explore her sexuality.” Good grief. I hope to gawd there aren’t any outtakes.

There is one small disturbing piece of info here. While we know the mother of 14 has got to put food on the got damn table, mama is getting coached to fall out of her clothes and to pleasure herself. Yeah, apparently she needs to learn how to do that. She recently completed the self pleasure filming and the above photo was leaked to the net. Bam.

In a press release, Wicked Pictures (the porn company behind production of the film) announced that the vid shows Octomom in a “variety of erotic scenarios”. And yes, you’ll get to see it.

My eyes will be closed.

OctoMom Is About to Assault a Pole

Usually, I tend to urge parents to keep their daughters off the pole, but that general mantra does not apply to you when you more than ten offspring have traveled through your hole and into the world. After landing on food stamps and government assistance, which she vowed she would never do (*eyeroll*), OctoMom has decided that just because she is too classy to star in her own line of skanky porn films, she never said anything about shaking her damaged titty balls around a pole that may end up flaccid after her live show to the tune of anything by Sheena Easton. Because we all know her sugar walls are sour as hell! So gather up your crumpled one dollar bills and pay attention so you can run down and support this visual herpes.


According to TMZ, OctoMom has been booked in west Palm Peach at T’s Lounge. She will be performing two shows a night from July 11-15. Now most of the performers usually perform as naked as the day they were born, but OctoMom is only going to tittilate us with her titty balls. Because as I always say, there’s no tittilation without titty balls! The downside to her new show?


No lap dances. Maybe if you tip her five dollars, she’ll let you count the rings around her pudgina!

Octomom Files For Chapter 7 Bankruptcy!

Octomom has no money and has officially filed for bankruptcy. The mama of 14 kiddos is said to have as much as $1 million in debt! Mama has been getting too many lip injections, bad weaves and plastic surgery. I’m shaking my head. She did a topless interview for cash, but where did all that ching go? I know for damn sure this woman isn’t paying her bills.

In a statement emailed to the Orange County Register, Nadya Suleman (Octomom) said, “I have had to make some very difficult decisions this year, and filing [for] Chapter 7 [bankruptcy] was one of them.”

Yikes. According to the court filings, Suleman reports up to $50,000 in assets owing more than 20 times her net worth. She owes money to the city water company, her father, DirecTV and a private Christian School where some of her children attend. First of all, if you are struggling with money, why have all this “extra” stuff like cable AND private school? Cripes, the woman owes more than $30,000 in rent payments on measly 4 bedroom home. Considering her monthly payment is $3,000, you do the math to see how many months this woman HASN’T been paying her rent.

I smell fish. Could there be an Octomom porn video waiting in the wings?

Octomom Goes Topless For Closer Magazine!

Well, if you’ve always wanted to see Octomom aka Nadya Suleman topless and partially naked, today is your day.

AND..the mom who had EIGHT babies in her belly at one time speaks about her goal of celibacy. In other words, if you try to get with her, she’s not going to put out.

We’ve provided our favorite quotes for you from the Closer magazine below.

Not many peeps in America are fond of Octomom because of her media whoring ways, but Octomom said the men love her. She explains, “I get way too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them now. I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.”

Now before you start thinking that she went under the knife to get this bangin’ bod, think again, bitches! “I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids – I don’t know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales. I gained an entire human when I was pregnant with the octuplets – going from 10st to over 19st – but, two months later, I was a size 8 again. Now, I never weigh myself.” It’s called having a zillion kids running around to keep up with.

She also talks about finding out that she was knocked up with EIGHT babies after already having SIX kids!

“I was grabbing my head and thinking: ‘Oh God, please God don’t let there be eight’ – but there was no way I could have aborted them, that would have been murder.”

But even though her stomach stuck out to the freakin’ moon and back, Nadya didn’t care. She said, “I didn’t really mind how I looked when I was pregnant. It happened gradually, so I got used to it. It’s all part of being a mum, it’s natural. I got stretch marks on my stomach and a lot of veins came out. But it didn’t matter to me. Even now, I’m proud of my stretch marks, although they’ve faded. My breasts had already grown back to a DD after the other kids, but they only sagged a bit with the octuplets and I breastfed them all – I don’t know how my body did it!”

Ok so maybe she did do a little bit of work to get her pre-baby bod back. She admits to doing sit-ups and hitting the gym 3 times for 2 hours each in the middle of the night.

“I’d sneak off at 11pm, but it wasn’t to get skinny, just to get stronger. I’ve never believed in diets – I just eat healthily. I’m a pescatarian and eat 15 portions of fruit or vegetables a day. I eat so much! Now, I run 40 miles a week, whenever my mum or a friend will babysit, but it’s still just for stress relief. My eldest son even comes with me sometimes – he can manage a couple of miles.”

And even though you may be looking at her like you want a piece, think again. She adds, “I’ve been celibate for 13 years and plan to remain so until the octuplets are 18. I’ve only ever slept with two men. The first was when I was 20 – we stayed in touch and he’s been my sperm donor, but we don’t talk now. The second was when I was 21. He was my boyfriend for five years. We tried for kids, but couldn’t conceive. I wouldn’t rule out a relationship in the future. But now, when men look at me, I look away and they know not to approach me. I know I’m beautiful – I don’t need a man to tell me that.”

Well when would she have a time for a man anyhow with all those damn kids?

Octomom, the personal trainer? Dr. Drew is making it happen.

Those 14 kids of hers are driving her batty. Nadya Suleman is apparently at the end of her rope and is turning to Dr. Drew to help change her life. Yesterday on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers, Octomom declared to Dr. Drew that she feels at the end of her rope financially and has no money to feed her 14 children. She is overwhelmed, in debt and struggling to make ends meet.

And so, Dr. Drew pulls an Oprah all up on Octomom. Check out to see what Drew lines up for the mother of 14.

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