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Nadya Suleman Is Officially a Porn Star

This woman’s poon just keeps going and going and going. After spitting out enough children to make her own gang, Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman is out to prove that her nether-region can take a beating and keep on ticking!

At the AVN Awards (the official adult entertainment industry awards) this weekend, the mother of 1700 children won a trophy for Best Celebrity Sex Tape. Now you and I both know she is no celebrity, but whatevs. Suleman had this to say about her victory and the possible checks she can generate:

“Seriously it has not sunk in yet. This is fantastic, what an honor. Hopefully this will open the doors to more opportunities. I’m proud I did this movie, it helped me grow into a woman. Octomom Home Alone is a true reflection of my intimate side. I am excited to have the award, I am trying to figure out where I will put it.”

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We know where can put it!

Maybe she should put it in her special hole? Because if she can spit eight babythings outta there at one time, surely a little trophy can do no harm? Maybe that can be her next tape. ‘Sexy Times With My Trophy’!

Octomom Is This Close to Making Her Next Porno

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And I know there are people out there that eagerly await her next skin flick, too. That, in and of itself, is enough to make one want to hurl. But hey, different strokes for different folks!

Yet again, the mother of 12,000 children is back on welfare and is looking for a check to get her through the lean times. After five months of not being on government assistance, the part-time porn actress may have to run back to the studios to make another one or she will lose her house and/or children!

According to numerous reports, Nadya is receiving approximately $1,800 for food, $1,000 for emergency cash, and Medi-Cal benefits for mental health and dental issues. I’m sure there isn’t enough Medi-Cal money in the world to rid this trick of her mental health issues. And if you live in the state of California, you should know that you all are funding her f*ckery, so if you should happen to see her out and about on the streets, you tell Octomom that she’d better get her dildos, stripper poles and heels out the closet and go get some cash! And then slap her for costing you money!

It’s a recession!
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OctoMom Is Honored By Porn Industry

Just me writing that title alone made me throw up in my mouth a little. You know it is a sin and a goddamn shame when the porn industry has sunk to lows so low the Kardashians are gasping! The AVN Awards, the ho-est highest honor one can receive from the porn industry, just announced their nominees in the major categories and lo and behold…Octomom has received four nominations.

That’s less than half an award per child shot from her poon.

And if you think Octomom Nadya Suleman is embarrassed about the possible awards being hurled her way, think again. Being the attention whore that she is, the mother of 918 kids plans to go to the awards show in Las Vegas and is completely ready to hop on stage and thank her fans.

Whoever they may be.

Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign are the categories she is up for.

And some of you reading this know you bought this DVD, and you should be ashamed. Why buy this DVD when you can download Kim Kardashian getting a fresh whizz of pee-pee on her titty balls?!

It’s a recession!

It’s Madge’s Fault Octomom Went Topless for Album Cover.

If you’ve been wondering who to thank for Octomom’s topless album cover, look no further than Madonna. Yes, according to TMZ, the mother of 14 says that it was Madge that inspired her to bare it all for her music.

As TMZ reported earlier, Octomom is releasing a single with reality TV star Adam Barta, but they’ve changed the title of the song from “get on the Dance Floor” to “Sexy Party.”

And apparently, the cover art for “Sexy Party” is completely inspired by Madonna. Everything from the crosses in the background to the rosary and even the boob baring is all in honor of Madge.

If you’re looking to get your hands on that single, it drops September 4th. As for me, I’m going to try and deal with the unfortunate imagery that is created when the words “Sexy Party” is combined with the thought of Octomom topless and singing. My eyes, my ears… everything hurts.

OctoMom Has a Man

Woe the man that is attracted to a woman with 14 mouths to feed. Especially…especially when none of the mouths are none of your own spawn. But apparently, a man has stepped up to the plate that Octomom Nadya Suleman is serving, becuase she has been linked to a man. Yes, a man! For those of you that are man-less and reading this, prepare to stab yourself with a pair of chopsticks, because the story trickens…

Get this…he’s thirteen years younger than she is!

That’s right. Not only does Octomom have a birthing hole unlike no other; she also seems to be a new breed of cougar. Suleman was spotted at LAX with her new piece, identifified as Frankie G. According to sources, he is an amateur bodybuilder and the two have been bumping pieces for the last two months. This is after Nadya swearing up and down that she had been celibate for the last thirteen years and would be so until all her children were of adult age. Well, apparently, her no-no region had a tingling that could not be avoided and the new porn star is back on the dating scene. Apparently, the two met at church.

Alright for Nadya praying for pole.

The Lord works in mysterious (and skanky-nasty) ways!

Octomom Files For Chapter 7 Bankruptcy!

Octomom has no money and has officially filed for bankruptcy. The mama of 14 kiddos is said to have as much as $1 million in debt! Mama has been getting too many lip injections, bad weaves and plastic surgery. I’m shaking my head. She did a topless interview for cash, but where did all that ching go? I know for damn sure this woman isn’t paying her bills.

In a statement emailed to the Orange County Register, Nadya Suleman (Octomom) said, “I have had to make some very difficult decisions this year, and filing [for] Chapter 7 [bankruptcy] was one of them.”

Yikes. According to the court filings, Suleman reports up to $50,000 in assets owing more than 20 times her net worth. She owes money to the city water company, her father, DirecTV and a private Christian School where some of her children attend. First of all, if you are struggling with money, why have all this “extra” stuff like cable AND private school? Cripes, the woman owes more than $30,000 in rent payments on measly 4 bedroom home. Considering her monthly payment is $3,000, you do the math to see how many months this woman HASN’T been paying her rent.

I smell fish. Could there be an Octomom porn video waiting in the wings?

Octomom Goes Topless For Closer Magazine!

Well, if you’ve always wanted to see Octomom aka Nadya Suleman topless and partially naked, today is your day.

AND..the mom who had EIGHT babies in her belly at one time speaks about her goal of celibacy. In other words, if you try to get with her, she’s not going to put out.

We’ve provided our favorite quotes for you from the Closer magazine below.

Not many peeps in America are fond of Octomom because of her media whoring ways, but Octomom said the men love her. She explains, “I get way too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them now. I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.”

Now before you start thinking that she went under the knife to get this bangin’ bod, think again, bitches! “I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids – I don’t know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales. I gained an entire human when I was pregnant with the octuplets – going from 10st to over 19st – but, two months later, I was a size 8 again. Now, I never weigh myself.” It’s called having a zillion kids running around to keep up with.

She also talks about finding out that she was knocked up with EIGHT babies after already having SIX kids!

“I was grabbing my head and thinking: ‘Oh God, please God don’t let there be eight’ – but there was no way I could have aborted them, that would have been murder.”

But even though her stomach stuck out to the freakin’ moon and back, Nadya didn’t care. She said, “I didn’t really mind how I looked when I was pregnant. It happened gradually, so I got used to it. It’s all part of being a mum, it’s natural. I got stretch marks on my stomach and a lot of veins came out. But it didn’t matter to me. Even now, I’m proud of my stretch marks, although they’ve faded. My breasts had already grown back to a DD after the other kids, but they only sagged a bit with the octuplets and I breastfed them all – I don’t know how my body did it!”

Ok so maybe she did do a little bit of work to get her pre-baby bod back. She admits to doing sit-ups and hitting the gym 3 times for 2 hours each in the middle of the night.

“I’d sneak off at 11pm, but it wasn’t to get skinny, just to get stronger. I’ve never believed in diets – I just eat healthily. I’m a pescatarian and eat 15 portions of fruit or vegetables a day. I eat so much! Now, I run 40 miles a week, whenever my mum or a friend will babysit, but it’s still just for stress relief. My eldest son even comes with me sometimes – he can manage a couple of miles.”

And even though you may be looking at her like you want a piece, think again. She adds, “I’ve been celibate for 13 years and plan to remain so until the octuplets are 18. I’ve only ever slept with two men. The first was when I was 20 – we stayed in touch and he’s been my sperm donor, but we don’t talk now. The second was when I was 21. He was my boyfriend for five years. We tried for kids, but couldn’t conceive. I wouldn’t rule out a relationship in the future. But now, when men look at me, I look away and they know not to approach me. I know I’m beautiful – I don’t need a man to tell me that.”

Well when would she have a time for a man anyhow with all those damn kids?

Facing foreclosure? Take a note from Octomom….

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Last week we found out that Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman was just oh so broke that she was soon going to be collecting a little welfare check in order to provide for her fourteen children. Now, further demonstrating her lack of money, the man who owns her home has started the process of foreclosure and pretty much thinks the Angelina Jolie wannabe is full of crap and not quite as destitute as she’d have us believe.

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