It’s Halloween, folks. The one day out of the year where any woman can be as big a ho as she wants and no one can judge her. But if you’re a pop star, being a famewhore is a daily part of your routine. So when Miley Cyrus decided to dress up this year, she of course had to think of something to possibly top her MTV performance.
Enter MTV from the last century.
Enter Lil’ Kim.
Enter chesticles on display!
If you thought Miley Cyrus was going to surprise us all and cover up and be a nun on Halloween, think again. The 20-year-old shocked no one by going back in time to steal Lil’ Kim’s look from another notorious MTV broadcast. If Kim Kardashian’s ass selfie was the last one of importance, Miley has just replaced it with her own, including the infamous purple pasty.
We think this is the most clothes Miley has worn in several months, so it’s quite possibly an improvement.
What say ye, folks?
additional reporting: A. Neff King