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Miley Cyrus Channels Lil’ Kim

It’s Halloween, folks. The one day out of the year where any woman can be as big a ho as she wants and no one can judge her. But if you’re a pop star, being a famewhore is a daily part of your routine. So when Miley Cyrus decided to dress up this year, she of course had to think of something to possibly top her MTV performance.

Enter MTV from the last century.
Enter Lil’ Kim.
Enter chesticles on display!

If you thought Miley Cyrus was going to surprise us all and cover up and be a nun on Halloween, think again. The 20-year-old shocked no one by going back in time to steal Lil’ Kim’s look from another notorious MTV broadcast. If Kim Kardashian’s ass selfie was the last one of importance, Miley has just replaced it with her own, including the infamous purple pasty.

We think this is the most clothes Miley has worn in several months, so it’s quite possibly an improvement.

What say ye, folks?

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Kelly Clarkson Sets The Record Straight on Her Rumored Miley Cyrus Slam

Kelly Clarkson wants to expand on that “pitchy strippers” comment she made while watching the MTV VMA’s.

Our friends at Extra TV gave us the scoop. “Extra’s” AJ Calloway sat down with Grammy-winning singer Kelly Clarkson on Thursday, where she set the record straight about her controversial “Pitchy Strippers” tweet surrounding the MTV VMA’s and her true feelings on Miley Cyrus.

Kelly making it clear, “Pitchy strippers… It was more me just being funny. I guess I saw about 6 performances from it (The VMA’s) and I was just being funny…Everybody says stuff and I didn’t even put names on it…People did not think it was funny. I did. That’s ok, I make myself laugh.”

AJ saying everyone associated Kelly’s “Pitchy Stippers” VMA tweet with Miley Cyrus’ performance, Kelly insisting, “That’s not my fault. I didn’t say any names… I’m not dragging anyone’s name in the mud. Everybody’s art is their art. I was just simply expressing my artistic point of view… Ain’t nothing wrong with being a stripper, maybe be on key… Be the best dang stripper you can be.”

As far as Kelly’s thoughts on Miley’s VMA performance and music, Kelly revealing, “My favorite is actually ‘Wrecking Ball.’ I love that song. That’s a killer song. And I just love the intimacy…” And as for Kelly’s review of Miley’s “SNL” performance, Kelly saying, “It’s outstanding. I love it. I love that song and she’s quite a singer.”

Miley Cyrus Says She’s In A Different League Now

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Miley Cyrus is everywhere and she’s just not going to stop. Miley has been quite busy with the magazine cover shoots with her latest being Fashion magazine’s November issue. And in the issue, it is quite surprising to hear her talk about her relationship with Liam Hemsworth and how she wanted to leave him back in February!

Check out the highlights from the interview below:

ON HER SONG CALLED “DRIVE”:

“I wrote it while I was working on Valentine’s Day— emotionally it was such a hard time. It is about needing to leave someone but not really wanting to completely cut yourself off from the relationship. It’s a time when you want to leave but you can’t. It’s also about moving on.”

ON THE COMPETITIVE NATURE OF THE INDUSTRY:

“At an office, everyone is trying to be boss. Pop music is the same. What I wear adds a factor that other girls can’t compete with. Fashion is what separates me from everyone else.”

ABOUT THE VMA PERFORMANCE (YES, AGAIN):

“I was trying to slap Robin [Thicke’s] a** but no one saw it! Believe me! MTV edited so much. They cut almost everything I did. I’m proud of that performance. I feel like music is really stale right now. I could have guessed what a lot of artists would have done that night. The reaction to what I did has been insane. I think it was a breath of fresh air! For the people that don’t get it, you weren’t meant to.”

ON COMPETING AGAINST OTHER POP STARS:

“I feel like I’m in a different lane now. When it comes to critics, I have my blinders on and I don’t really feel like I have to compete with other pop artists. I never think, ‘oh this performance is going to make her look bad or out-shadow her’ either but if there is no competition, there would be no reason for any of us to show up for work. At an office everyone is trying to be boss. Pop music is the same. What I wear adds a factor that other girls can’t compete with.”

Amanda Bynes’ Cray Is Certifiable

What’s Miley’s excuse?

According to her lawyer, Rich Hutton, one cannot expect Bynes to be held responsible for her actions lately, since she is swimming in a sea of cray and she not have to stand trial because of her limited mental capacity.

The judge on the case has obviously heard a thing or two about her infamous rants and actions over the past year because he transferred her case over tot he mental health court.

Bynes is currently still in treatment for her mental illness under the conservatorship of her parents.

Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus is free to roam the streets in a thong and black markers across her areolas.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

We Almost Lost One of the PopTarts Over the Weekend

Rihanna.

Remember her?

Let us refresh your memory.

She’s the one that used to be known for stunt queen partial nudity before Miley Cyrus decided hat clothes are for losers. Well, over the weekend, she was almost killed by wildlife. Unfortuntely, for the entire world, the animal had pity on her and let her make it.

Ri-ho-ho was in Phuket over the weekend trying to get freaky with a loris and of course, she just had to run to one of her social media accounts to let everyone know where she was and what she was doing. Rihanna posted photos with a cute furry animal. As it turns out, the cute furry animal is known as a loris, which can be deadly if it releases its poison. Basically, if it comes into contact with humans, the poison would have had Rihanna twerkin’ until nothing was workin’.

As in death.

But Ri-Ri, ever the survivor, managed to live another day and now that loris is being seen as a heel for not carrying out the deed.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Miley’s Stylists Spare NO Expense

Being Miley Cyrus is hard work.

Really.

When you are one of the richest poptarts in the world, it takes tons of money to make you look a certain way.

Tons.

So do not even question Miley’s mission when she turned to her stylists and said with her most serious face:

“Spare no expense! Make me look like a Polish hooker working near the back fields of Krakow.”

Mission accomplished.

Haters may scoff, but Miley is a sinspiration to young hookers girls everywhere! Not only is she saving households tons of money with her lack of clothing that influences what all girls under 25 buy, but she is bringing back whore core values to America! It’s almost enough to make us shed a tear here at CelebrityVipLounge. Miley Cyrus is a national treasure that must be celebrated!

And if you are wanting to steal this look, it’s quite easy and quite cheap. All you need are some cotton swabs, some dental floss, and a dead baby rabbit. Mix, stir, skin it, and blur the lines of common sense, taste, and decency simultaneously!

And before you hate on her, let us remind you who has the #1 single in the country right now? Who is the envy of every girl this side of the ho stroll equator right now? Who has one of the hot Hemsworth brothers on her arm right now?

Eiza Gonzalez?

Oops.

Wait.

I guess those classy get-ups can only carry a poptart so far!

additional reporting: A Neff. King

Robin Thicke’s Wife Speaks Out On Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

Robin Thicke’s wife has finally spoken about Miley Cyrus twerking and finger-foaming her husband’s package on live television via the MTV Video Music Awards.

Apparently she KNEW this un-classy act was going to happen and quite frankly she was shocked to see the reaction that it really caused. Um…really?

Patton was on the Today show to promote her new flick “Baggage Claim”, but much of the conversation was about Miley’s twerking.

“They rehearsed it for three days,” she told the “Today” show crew. “Robin told me in advance, and I don’t know maybe I had blinders on. I was at the thing, I only looked at him, and I’ve got to be honest with you, I don’t know what people thought Miley was going to do. I just kind of expected it to be wild, and I thought it was going to be great.”

She went on to add, “You know what’s so funny, he finished it, I said that’s great, you guys killed it, gave him a hug; woke up the next morning, it was like… I got all these texts, like, ‘praying for you,’ Hey, I’m here for you.’ I’m like what? Whoa, what is everybody doing..?”

This chick is full of it.

She went on to say, “That’s how girls dance. My friends dance with him like that,” she said.

Um, okay?

Pink Calls Miley’s VMA Performance And Latest Antics “Tacky”

Pink knows what it takes to be a successful and popular pop star. So what did she think of Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance filled with gyrations, foam-finger humping and Robin Thicke rubbing?

To sum it up in one word? “Tacky”.

So what does she think about Miley’s latest antics?

Pink told E! Online, “Am I into it? No, I think it’s tacky. She’s really freaking talented. She’s beautiful. She can sing her arse off and to go up there and do that? She’s cheating herself and she’s cheating the rest of us… She can do what she wants. People can like it if they want. I’m not going to buy it. She can do better. I’ve seen her do better.”

And according to Pink, she feels that Miley owes it to her fans to be classy and think things through before going up on stage acting like a classless clown.

Pink added, “I’m a performer and I take my craft very, very seriously and I always try to evolve and be better and I never just kind of phone it in, because I believe if people are going to get up and get out of bed and go to work and spend their hard-earned money on me to entertain their family, I’m going to do it well and I’m going to do it interestingly and with class and creativity. I’m not saying I always get there, but that’s where I try to get to.”

In other words, you can be successful without being nasty.

Miley Cyrus Covers Harper’s Bazaar Wearing Clothes!

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Miley Cyrus covers the October 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar and let me tell you she actually looks classy! Yes, I said CLASSY, with a capital C! What I find more interesting is the interview she gives. And quite frankly, she knows she is a hot mess and from it sounds like, she pretty much knows she isn’t ready to get married anytime soon.

Check out a few highlights from Miss Cyrus’ interview below. For more, be sure to visit Harper’s Bazaar.

On her life since “Hannah Montana” ended:
“I took off and I just wanted to party. I worked so hard, and I wanted to buy a house and just chill. I was an adult when I was supposed to be a kid. So now I’m an adult and I’m acting like a kid. I can’t believe I’m allowed to be here alone.”

On her wedding plans:
“I definitely don’t have time to deal with a wedding right now. But I will at some point.”

On her new image:
“We’re in a world of selfies. I told my label, ‘This is the first time I’m showing what I’m bringing to the table as an artist. If this goes wrong, you never have to trust me again. I’ll be your little puppet. But if I’m right then you know I’m on to something.'”

On Justin Bieber:
“I’m not saying you need to take a break because you’re crazy. I’m saying you need to take a break so you can be crazy, and people aren’t going to judge you. You’re going to do dumb stuff from here on out. But do it in your own time. Do it safely. You can afford to protect yourself and still have fun.”

Has Miley Dumped Her Man?

A flashback photo from when Miley actually looked clean and STD free!

Ah, memories.

And now back to business. Has Miley Cyrus dumped her man?

Or vice versa?

Because everyone knows the most adult way to let everyone know about the status of your relationship is through Pinterest, Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook, Miley Cyrus didn’t try to break new ground and announce it in an interview or through a spokesperson.

No.

The Queen of the Twerk, has decided to let us have our own bit of blurred lines to read between by un-following her fiance Liam Hemsworth on Twitter. News of their imminent breakup has been reaching a feverish pitch of late, so this is not exactly so shocking. What we at VIP really want to know is who dumped whom?

We say Liam saw Miley’s crotchal units on Mr. Thicke and then flew the coop!

It’s probably for the best anyway. Does the world really need to see a child with her beaver teeth and his giant forehead? And for those that say Miley is too young to be birthin’ babies, let us remind you which side of the swamp she’s from.

Yeah, the same side that Britney bathed in.

additional reporting: A. Neff King

Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball Video Is Full Of Tongue, Tears

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And the insanity continues…

Miley Cyrus probably won’t ever top her VMA’s performance with the foam finger masturbation simulation and the twerking against Robin Thicke and massive teddy bears, but instead of a latex two piece, the former Hannah Montana has gone nude. Naked. Clothes-less in her new video titled Wrecking Ball.

We got to see this little teaser picture a couple of days ago and judging from the picture, you knew damn well that Miley riding a wrecking ball was going to be the least of our worries. Miley stayed in an all white outfit scheme, however did go without pants and a bra for most of the time. Her up close shots reminded me of Sinead O’Connor’s one hit.

You could call the video an emotional rollercoaster (heck, she even cries in it) as Miley shows us her cry face, her hump face and even her omg-I’m-writhing-around-on-top-of-a-giant-wrecking-ball face.

I’m thinking (and hoping) everything in this video was sanitized not once, but twice with Clorox wipes.

In case you all haven’t gotten the picture yet, Miley is no longer Hannah Montana.

TWERKIN TOGETHER: Justin Bieber Teams Up With Miley For New Song

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I really don’t even know what to say at this point. Justin Bieber went and did the unthinkable. He teamed up with Miley for a song. Ladies and gentleman, you’ve been warned.

Miss Twerk has taken her tongue on a track titled quite appropriately “Twerk” and annoyingly declares in the chorus that she came to twerk. We get it. Twerking and tongue wagging is what Miley now lives for…along with smoking whatever it is she is smoking these days. It’s just that she decided to bring the Biebs down on her path to skankdom.

What is odd about this collaboration is that in this song the Biebs raps (albeit not badly) but still…he was born to sing.

Miley is a way better singer than this song allows you to believe and in this track, she decides to use some nasally annoying voice that could easily be replaced with the sound of long fingernails screeching down a chalkboard.

Unfortunately I see this song rising simply because of the fanbases of these two stars who support any and everything these two do. Jump off a bridge for them? Yep, they’d probably do that too.

Oh and Bieber’s partner-in-crime Lil Twist engineered this project. So yeah.

Check out “Twerk” below.

Is Miley Cyrus Twerkin’ On The Biebs?

Selena Gomez, get yo’ gun!

The queen of cuntry pop is after your part-time man!

In a stunning move that shows someone is drinking their own Kool-Aid, newly crowded Maxim babe Miley Cyrus must think her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And when we say boys, we mean borderline lesbians with just a pinch more testosterone.

This past weekend, two of the world’s biggest poptrix, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, possibly hooked up at Roosevelt Hotel. Insiders JBsay Miley was there first and that Justin came barging in later with his entourage. Patrons inside said the two were flirting and laughing together. Were they both possibly laughing at one another’s new haircuts? Who knows? What we do know is that they both left together around 2am. And anyone that lives in America knows that last call is prime trickin’ time. And in further evidence of foul play, Bieber’s Audi was spotted outside of Miley’s house on Saturday morning.

Walk of shame? More to this news than an innocent Scrabble game?

Let’s wait and see!

additional reporting: A. Neff King

And The Song Of The Summer 2013 Is…

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Holy freakin’ smokes. Never in a million years would I have guessed that Miley Cyrus would have THE song of the summer for 2013.

According to Ryan Seacrest’s website slash show, 55,000 votes gave Miss Miley’s “We Can’t Stop” the title of song of the summer for this year.

She debuted the track earlier this month (June 3rd, to be exact) and it has become an INSTANT hit.

And if you listen to the lyrics it really makes sense. The song’s theme is all about partying, having fun with friends and all of that and what do we like to do in the summer? Um, duh. No brainer.

Other songs that were notable for this song of the summer title included Selena Gomez’s “Slow Down”, Avril Lavigne’s “Here’s To Never Growing Up”, “Young and Beautiful” by Lana Del Rey, and “Right Now” from David Guetta and Rihanna in the Top 5.

I have always loved a little LFO, Will Smith or Lil Rob to get my summer party started!

What is YOUR favorite song of the summer, past or present?

Save a Heaux: An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus

Dear Miley,

You know…

We’re all for letting a ho have her day, but YEARS, Miley?

And you’re barely legal?!

Put on some clothes before your nether-region catches a cold!

This visual and aural f*ckery must cease P R O N T O!

What are you trying to prove? We get it. You’re HOT! Scorchin’! A damn lava pit!
Now now…

Cover your camel toe!

You have a new album out soon, you may be single again already and now it’s time to be a nice young demure lady for  half a minute before you lose all your fans. Sure, we know how this story ends. Britney is still unfresh in our minds as one of the last poptrix America skanked out that soon tanked out. Do you want to end up like Britney? Because trust us, Miss Miley…

your head is far too large to be bald.

Help US….help ba7569c5-0dd4-4148-ad3b-8f6d644eb541_miley-cyrus-mankini-album-artwork-nearly-naked!

That is all.